Superfriends
10:50 am
theitguy: SUPERMAN IS HERE
calledapolice: WHAT?!
calledapolice: WHERE?
theitguy: AT THE DEO
theitguy: OH MY GOD HE'S COMING TOWARDS TO ME
hotstuff: winn has a crush on superman
theonewithdimples: everybody has a crush on superman
queengrant: accurate.
lenaluthor: I don't.
calledapolice: you're dating with SUPERGIRL
calledapolice: it counts too
afireman: OH GOD HE'S SO HANDSOME
afireman: I WANT TO TOUCH HIS ABS
avasharpe: HE TOUCHED MY SHOULDER AND HE SMILED AT ME
avasharpe: I THINK I HAVING A STROKE
thatblondebitch: what the fuck ava?
calledapolice: LOOK AT HIM
callerapolice: HIS MUSCLES
calledapolice: HIS SMILE
calledapolice: AND HIS HAIR
avasharpe: AND HIS SMEEL GOD...
guardian: he's in the group you know that right?
calledapolice: what...
avasharpe: no he's not...
afireman: no please no
clarkthemighty: Yes I'm here and I'm married.
calledapolice has left the chat
avasharpe has left the chat
afireman has left the chat
clarkthemighty: Well that was fun.
superpuppy: hi baby cousin
clarkthemighty: Kara!
clarkthemighty: I'm not your baby cousin!
superpuppy: yes you are
superpuppy: you are my baby cousin
superpuppy: I changed your diaper ;)
clarkthemighty: I'm older than you.
superpuppy: no you're not
superpuppy: i'm 54
captaincold: WHAT THE FUCK
mikk: now i'm gonna call you grandma
thatblondebitch: HOW THE FUCK?
haugthdamn: You are friends with a 54-year-old alien who looks like 30 years old, but you think our demon hunt is strange huh?
hotstuff: shush nicole it's not the time
superpuppy: guys we talk about this
superpuppy: with the explosion of krypton, my capsule got stuck in the phantom zone and I stayed there for 24 years
superpuppy: the phantom zone is a dimension of energy where time does not pass
lenaluthor: You are so sexy when you speak scientific.
thatblondebitch: dude she's almost the same age your mother
lenaluthor: Yes, she is but...
lenaluthor: Have you seen her abs?
thatblondebitch: well...
lenaluthor: Oh right... you saw.
hotstuff: ewww
hotstuff: that was akward
superpuppy: change the subject please...
clarkthemighty: So Kara, James told me that you have news?
superpuppy: OH RAO YES
superpuppy: LENA IS MY GIRLFRIEND
lenaluthor: A Luthor and a Super, fucking each other...
lenaluthor: Romantically of course.
lenaluthor: Not like you and Lex used to do.
clarkthemighty: This is amazing guys and I'm so happy for you but...
clarkthemighty: SHE'S MY COUSIN LENA
clarkthemighty: I DON'T WANT TO KNOW HER SEX LIFE
hotstuff: YES
hotstuff: WE DON'T WANT TO KNOW
lenaluthor: But you will know 'cause SHE'S SO FUCKING HOT AND WE'RE FUCKING LIKE BUNNIES
theonewithdimples: damn little luthor
theonewithdimples: you traumatized both of them at the same time
lenaluthor: You know, sometimes my Luthor genes are shine trough.
theonewithdimples: congratulations you are indeed a luthor
lenaluthor: This can be both a compliment and an insult at the same time.
theonewithdimples: it's a compliment
lenaluthor: Then thank you.
theonewithdimples: you're welcome
superpuppy: hey babe :)
lenaluthor: Mine or yours?
superpuppy: yours
lenaluthor: Let's go.
queengrant: they did it again
queengrant: and this time it didn't bother me
lucylane: i told you
lucylane: you're used to it
papabear: I CAN HEAR EVERY FUCKING THOUGHTS BUT I NEVER USED TO IT
lucylane: well...
lucylane: that's your problem buddy
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