Ok so you wake up, and then you see a person in a tiger fursuit. You scream so loud that they died. How selfish of you. So another tiger fursuit kid says: "HEY ARE YOU A TWT? OR AN UWU? IF SO THEN GET OUTTA HERE!!!!" You asked what his or her name was and they are called Tony. So Tony then told you to chill the F out and you do. Tony told you about this "taking down the QwQs and UwUs. You assume he hates UwU too. So your dumbass asks:"Hey are you in kahoots with the OwOs?" he got redder then reddit and gave you a lecture about how every single "w" mouth were enemies and hate eachother, but ofc everyone hated UwUs the most.
Exept for the EwEs.
The EwEs and QwQs were pretty much homies-or furries, with each other. Both cults are the only cults that are in kahoots. Also, EwEs don't hate anyone so ya.
The QwQ cult tells you to dress up like an UwU and pretend you are an UwU and then we learn their secrets and kill them. You seemed to like the idea, but then instantly remember you were with the OwOs. You start telling them you were with the OwOs and they were MAD. Both cults were so mad at you and started yelling at you but like the reblieous fetus you are you leave out the door 😄.
But not for long cause they catch you lmao.
You gave up on helping the OwOs so you take out your iphone 11 pro max and text them
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Less than a second later, the OwOs infiltrated the QwQs and EwEs secret base. You question how they tracked you but XD dragged you back to the OwO place while the others were OwOing with anger at the QwQs and EwEs
After getting dragged and getting spanked, you start crying. Cenra was crying this time too.
Saturday, September 5th 2020, 3:00 AM. You attend Tony and that tiger's funeral. You were crying the whole time but Cenra only cried for like 37 seconds.
