goodboyhalo and a6demon were vibing on the couch because it was saturday and they didnt know what to do.
"fuck im so bored" goodboyhalo groaned
"yep"
"bruh we need to do something or this crack fic will be so uninteresting"
"bruh this isnt boring, the readers are just craving yaoi (gay) lmfao"
"i mean- u have a point i guess"
"hhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm"
"*thonking*"
"GOODBOIHALO IM HUNGRYYYYY AAAAAAAA"
"whAT the HELL DOnT Be A BABY"
"I WANTT FOOOOOOOODDDD FUUUCCCKKKKKK I WANT FOOD"
"jesus christ if u shuT UP ILL GIVE YOU FUCKING FOOD A6DEMON"
"ight gotchu babe"
"holy shit that actually workded wait did u call me BABE"
"yea lol"
"WHAT" goodboyhalo blushed
"lmao"
"shut uppp ok ill find something to make"
goodbiyhalo got up and walked to the kitchen, and a6demon followed. he got a cook book and flipped through the pages.
"hmm..." goodboyhalo hummed
while goodboyhalo was flipping through the pages a6demon looked around the kitchen. he looked on the top of the fridge and saw a jar of cookies. he flew up to it using his sexy demon wings and got the jar LMFAO
"HEY WTHAT TE FUCK ARE YOU DOUNG A6DEMON PUYUTY IT BAKCK" goodboyhalo shouted
"SHIT"
a6demon put it back and quickly ate a cookie. goodboyhalo sighed and continued to flip through the pages
"bruh this is taking to long we need a timeskip" a6demon groaned
"no timeskip ok i need more time. you just entairtain the readers or something idk"
a6demon kissed goodboyhalo on the cheek softly and they both blushed
"o. i guess that wo- wait FOUND IT"
"jesus took long enough" a6demon eyerolled
goodboyahlo slammed the book down on the page
"were gonna make chicken noodle soup"
"ooooooooo yum"
they got the pot and pans and whatever cooking utensils and got the ingredients. a6demon turned on the stove and filled the pot with water for te noodles. goodboyhalo read the ingredients
"k so we need... noodles, chicken, onion, salt, parsley, carrot, celery, pepper, chiccken base whatever it is, blood, yeah we got this whayt could possibly go wrong"
"bro das complica-"
"shut"
"ok guess ill cut the carrot or shit idk"
a6demon got a knife and cut the carrot and celery and onion and parsley wait is parsley already precut idk i havent cooked in awhile. goodbouhalo put the noodles in the boiling water
"wait am i doing it wrong uuhhhh wait gimmoe the chopped stuff" goodboyhako said
a6demon gave the chopped vegies and put the veggies in the pot
"wait. FUCK I DID IT WIORNG AJIHVGCSFXDERSDANSBHKDQWVHK"
"bro chill it ok gordon ramsey isnt here"
"f i n e"
they were supposed to put the veggies in the water first then put the noodles in (idk im still watching the cooking soup with bbh vid lmao) a6demon chopped the chicken nito cubes and put it in the pot of veggies and probably overcooked noodles and added th blood. after 10 mins the soup was done. they took it out and served it in a bowl
"cheers" a6demn smiled
"cheers" goodboyhalo smiled
they took a sip of the soup
a6demon spit out the soup immediately "BRO THIS IS LEGIT NASTY YO. THIS IS SO DISGUSTING MY TASTE BUDS ARE CRYING RN. IT TASTE LIKE CRINGE IF IT WAS SOUP ITS SO GROSS HOLY SHIT MY GUY. BRO DID U LEARN TO COOK FROM THOSE BUGJET KIDS COOKING VIDS ON YT ITS LEGIT DISGUSTING EWW JESUSU CHIOSRTS IM CHOLCKIBNG AJHWUUIHW"
"was that legit nessesary"
"yeah its adding to the fic"
"b r u h m o m e n t"
a6demon went outside and YEETED THE SHIT out of the soup "YEET"
"bruh"
"bro how are u still alive that shit disgustang"
"well i actually have a good taste in food unlike u"
"BRO WWHAT TEH FUCK"
"lmfao" goodboihalo laughed
a6demon took goodboyhalo's soup and yeeted the shit out of it also "YEET"
"BRO WHAT THE FUCJK WHAT TATDUI FOR"
"plot duh"
"jesus chisird bro afre u just gonna yeet everything"
"no. but im still fucking HUNGURYYYYYYY AAAAAAAAAaaaAAAAAAAA"
"CALM DOWN ASSHOLE FINE ILL GET U MICKY DEES"
"omg yey"
"jesus im like a tired parent with some hyped kid"
goodboyhalo called uber eats and they delivired their micky dees. it arrived in 10 mins and they ate big macs and fries and they got soda.
"are u good" goodboyhalo asked
"yep"
"GOD finafuckingly"
"wait this chapter is still lacking something"
"god damn it whATT"
"o u know~ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"
"u h- wait wAIT HOL UP WAI A MINUTE A6DE-"
a6demon interrupted goodboyhalo by kissing him passionately. he held his hand and kissed him deeply. goodboyhalo kissed back and held his neck gently. their lips gently mashed togethen and they kissed slowly. a6demon sepreated his lips from goodboyhalo's
"ok that was enjoyable" goodboyhalo blushed
"( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) epic"
"oh my fucking god sotp making that face lmao"
"( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"
"jesus christ are u horny"
"( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"
"bruh are u tryna make this SMUtTT"
"ok im good lmao"
"lmfao ok"
~
cooking pog
word count - 811
YOU ARE READING
oh no i made goodboyhalo x a6demon crack ship
Romancecover by @Crispy_.Avery on insta FUCK istg if yall read this crack-
