A/n: what a Homestuck fanfiction in 2020 that's spooky anyways the cover for the fic was drawn by me and is posted on my insta... enjoy you fucking loser :) I'm kidding kinda you enjoy Homestuck so... XXX
Karkat's POV:
I spent all night playing video games with the biggest dumbass I know... Dave Strider, he left sometime around 5 am but don't I really remember. He must have forgotten his cape because I'm currently cuddled up with it on the couch.
"YO Karks!!" A familiar voice shouts as he enters the house
"Mmm," I groan not opening your eyes.
"Ahh there you... are... k-karks? Is that my cape?" Dave hides a smirk.

"Go away, Strider... S-strider!!" I jolt up trying to get his cape off my body... but it gets caught on my horns. "S-Strider it's n-not what it looks like"
"Really? Because it looks like you're stuck in my cape?" he goes to untangle it from my horns.
I growl "n-no don't touch me—" it was too late he's already maneuvering the cape off my horns, I tried hardest to keep in a purr. But I couldn't, I let one escape
" Woah Karks did you ju—"
"N-no" I interrupt now bright red. I untangle the rest of the cape myself "h-here n-now get out," I say as chuck his cape at him. I may not be able to see his lookstubs through his stupid shades but I know for a fact he's staring at me. "What do you want strider!!" I nearly scream.
"You just purred" he smirks. Before he can try anything else I growl at him.
" touch me again Strider, and you'll regret it" I refuse to look at him, I don't even want to imagine the look he's giving me.
" aww come on Karks...KARKITTEN!!"
"NO! Strider you're not going to fucking call me karkitten..."
"Ok what about karkitty?"
"I swear to fucking god Strider" I snarl as I stand up to beat his ass. Dave catches the hint and quickly apologizes. "Just get out Strider"
"Aw come on Karks don't you want to hang out with your best bro" those words stabbed me like a sword, impaling my heart, but I shake it off, wanting to forget my flushed feelings for him.
"Will you take off those stupid shades...there's your answer" the human goes to take them off but stops mid-action. And just looks at me.
"Stop being so pitiful...you can stay I guess,'' I say picking up the closest book to me. As Strider sits next to me. The warmth of his body fills me with joy, l just want to curl up on his lap and sleep. Just the thought of it makes me turn a light shade of red. I don't have feelings for the fucking human. I think to myself as I flip the page of the book.
"Don't you do anything fun karkitty?" Dave asks breaking the silence.
"Yes, Dave... reading if fun, but you wouldn't know it's too lame for such a cool guy like you," I say not looking up from the book.
"Ok first of all I read... and, second reading is fucking lame"
"Then what do you consider fun," I say clearly not interested. But being the dumbass he is, Strider answered...well tried to.
"Ok not reading for starters, but mu— " I interrupted him "strider I don't actually care"
"Come on katkles"
"I will smack you with this... you know what" I stop
"Wha—" I smack Dave right across his stupid face, he smoothly catches his glass before they can fall off his face. "Just shut the fuck up Dave"
"Ow fuck karkat what the hell was that for?"
"Being annoying..." I say opening up the book to continue reading
"Not on my watch," Dave says taking the book
"Hey give that back!!!"
"No"
"STRIDER!! " I say climbing onto Dave's lap trying to grab the book. He throws the book across the room knocking over a plant. I grab the collar of his shirt.
"what the fuck Dave!! You're paying for that" he just gives me a look of discomfort, I soon realize where I've accidentally placed my other hand. I go bright red.
"D-Dave I uh sorry" Dave just smirks at the statement.
"What maybe I—" I shove my knee where my hand was before you could finish his sentence.
"Fucking Christ karks can you tone down the violence a bit?" He says trying to shove me off of him, but my grips too tight
"Then stop being a dumbass"
"I can't stop being a dumbass until I start being a dumbass"
I pull him up by his collar, his mouth almost touching mine "lucky for you then you've been a dumbass since the day you were born"
" karks that no way to talk to your bro"
I lean in a bit closer I close my eyes and go to kiss his stupid face "fuck goddamn it Dave just leave me the fuck alone" I push him back and move to the furthest seat away from him and bury myself into my knees.
YOU ARE READING
Lonely nights (lemon/smut)
Romance(This is post credits by a couple years) Dave and karkat have known each other for a few years now. Beneath karkat's "hatred" for the human Dave Strider there are pal possibly flushed feeling for him though he'll never admit it. Dave on the other...
