A Mafioso, A Regalia and Arahabaki's bride

It started with Dazai

Dazai Osamu, Port Mafia executive and demon prodigy, betrayed the Port Mafia by leaving.

He also bombed his partner, Chuuya Nakahara's car.

And this one Chuuya Nakahara, is pissed.

"DAZAI!!" Chuuya screamed as he watched his car burn in flames.

That car was expensive! And he was drinking that expensive Petrus wine too!

Good thing he saved the wine.

He can't live without the wine.

"Hey." A voice shot Chuuya out of his thoughts.

"What?" Chuuya grumpily asked as he turned his head to look at the other person.

Only to see a guy that should have been dead.

Oda Sakunosuke, underdog of the Port Mafia, one of Dazai's friends, stood behind him.

Chuuya was rendered speechless.

"Uh. Are you okay? Your car's burning in the distance.." Odasaku trailed off.

Chuuya snapped out of his daze to reply. "Uh. Yeah..I think I'm just hallucinating... Why are you even showing yourself to me? Shouldn't you be showing to the Mackerel?"

The reply shocked Chuuya even more than what he thought possible.

"Who's mackerel..?" Odasaku questioned.

"HUH?!" Chuuya roared. "Don't you know him?! DAZ-"

'Chuuya. Don't say anything related to Dazai. It will only harm this spirit.'

'Hah?! Who are you?!'

'I haven't spoken to you, but I am Arahabaki, the god of destruction.'

'Then why are you suddenly speaking to me now?! Why not when I was a child?!'

'Because this man shall be your regalia. And I'm basically teaching you the basics of being a god and having a regalia. And rule number one is to never speak of their past lives.'

'Why?'

'Just don't.'

Then Arahabaki quieted once again.

"....hello?" Chuuya snapped out of his daze to Odasaku waving his hand in front of Chuuya's face.

"Wha-huh?" Chuuya stuttered, to which Odasaku snickered at.

"Hey! Don't laugh!" Chuuya blushed.

"YuMmY." A voice suddenly spoke beside them.

"WHAT THE FUCK!" Chuuya jumped.

"So TaStY~" An eye suddenly appeared before them. Then a huge glowing frog landed in front of them.

"..hey can you see this?" Chuuya asked the spirit.

"Of course I can. I have been avoiding them this whole time." Odasaku replied. "We should run before it kills us."

And they ran.

Like people running away from zombies except said zombies were invisible to other (living) people.

Chuuya will threaten the goons that saw him like this later.

When he's back in his penthouse, swirling his wine glass and watching the alcohol swish inside.

'.....Regalia.'

'What?'

'Make that spirit into your regalia.'

'How? Even if he agreed, I don't know what that is or how to.'