Love Outta This World (Iana x Male Reader)

Bar Fight Blues

Y/n's Point of View

I pull up to the suspected bar and check my M9. "Ready?"

 "Ha, you think I'm not?" Alonzo chuckled. "Let's hope you remember how to use a gun."

 "I worked in the national guard, of course I know how to shoot." We chuckle and look for the warlord. "How's the wife and kids?"

Alonzo sighed and spun a pen in his hand. "They are a handful, the wife, not the kids. She's been complaining and complaining about how she doesn't have tampons. I showed her the cabinet, she just stared off. What about you - did you get a girl yet?"

I scoff playfully and punch his shoulder. "S&R got me in a stranglehold over my social life." We get out and walk to the bar. "Suspect?"

 "Mexican-American male. Works with two people near him." Alonzo sat at a table, so did I. "Watch out for his people, they usually come before the guy himself."

I nod and light a cigarette for show. "Wings and beer, please." The bartender nodded and walked away. "So why is he planning to destroy a bar in Houston?"

"That's the thing, none of us know." Alonzo grabbed his drink and took a sip. "Watch it be in a different bar."

 "I better not say Amen to that." We chuckle and check behind us once in a while, but nothing was there. "Slow entrance. A paraglider is gonna walk in before our guy."

 I look to a redhead who was staring right at me. I wink and kiss the air, only to get a disgusted look by her.

 "Maybe you shouldn't do that." Alonzo laughed, so I punch him. "Come on man, why are you falling for a redhead?"

 "I'm not! She was looking at me." We stop talking as the door opened violently. We turn around and rest our elbows on the bar. "There he is."

 The warlord and his pack walked to us and sat next to me. "Bartender, one Dos Equis." He said in his Spanish accent. "Gracias."

 Quiet murmurs were heard throughout the bar. The redhead and her party quietly exited while everyone else stayed. I clear my throat and take a bite out of a chicken wing.

"Now." He said to his men.

I lean my chin to Alonzo and make my fingers visible. "Ready?" I flash three, two, one and nod. "Freeze!"

Everyone in the bar ducked as we aim our weapons at the warlord and his men. 

"Luis Obispo, you have been wanted for various terrorist attacks in the states of Texas, New Mexico, Oklahoma, and Utah."

 Luis laughed and stood up. "Alright, you got me, but you didn't stop the bomb."

 I hear beeping sounds from the kitchen. "Everyone out!" I smash my bottle on his head and shoot one of the others.

Everything was pandemonium. Everyone was panicking and going hysterical as a fight broke out. Alonzo smashed one of the mens' face on a table and kicked him down. 

 "Get him!" He pointed to Luis, who was leaving from the destroyed kitchen.

Luis grabbed his stomach and set a rag on fire. Before I knew it, the kitchen burst into flames as he threw the rag on a stove.

 "Out the back!" I was pushed down and almost killed by the heel of a man, but I escaped and flipped him over. "Fuck! He's gone!"

 The kitchen fire burst into the main eating area.I push my attacker in the flames, making him scream and cry as he was charred and roasted. Alonzo finished the other with a shot.