One-shot Meryl Streep

Trip

Jane: (out of breath) Oh yes. You're almost there...

A bed appears with Jane and Peter having sex.
When they finished, he roled off from her both out of breath.

Jane: No offense but I was actually expecting more.

[knock on door]

Peter: Oh shit. It's my wife. (jumps up)

Jane: I thought you're getting divorced.

Peter: About that...

Jane: (terrified) You asshole. (stood up)

Peter: Just tell her we had a meeting. It won't kill us.

Jane: fuck yeah we only had a meeting. Your dick is so small, Thumbelina's prince's dick is bigger than yours.

Peter: you're just jealous.

Jane: of what? My ex-husband having a bigger dick than you or Thumbelina's prince.

Peter: My dick isn't small.

Jane: you're right. I'm just use to getting my pussy torn apart. (Laugh) You fucking suck dude.

Peter: Fuck you.

Jane: Tried that. Not again.

***

Jane: (on the phone) Listen to me you piece of shit!

She opens the front door for Jake and Lauren.

Jane: Whatever game you think you're playing will come to an end this fucking instant. (break) I don't give a shit asshole! You're a liar you son of a bitch two face retarted bastard!(break) I fucking quit cock sucker! (hang up the phone)

Lauren: Well somebody stole your croissant.

Jane: I have no job any more. That fucking asshole is a piece of shit.

Jake: (laugh) Well, now you have no excuse.

Jane: What?

Jake: I won a trip for four. You, me, Lauren and Agnes.

Jane: I'm not going.

Jake: Well, just as much as you don't want to go, you have no fucking choice.

Jane: That sounded so hot but I'm still not going anywhere.

***

They sit in a double cap bakkie about to hit the road.

Agnes: I can't believe you brought her with us.

Jane: You know, shut the fuck up Agnes.

Jake: Would both of you just stop it?

Agnes: Why?

Jake: because one of these days Agnes, I'm gonna fuck Jane so hard that you wouldn't recognize her.

Jane: Great fucking shit.

Agnes: He doesn't mean it slut. You won't get anything from him.

Jane: Fuck you bitch. Go fuck yourself you second hand whore.

Agnes: No thank you. I've got your ex-husband for that.

Jane: Well, you've good taste in men to have him but his taste in women fucking sucks.

Agnes: F...

Jake: Stop it both of you!

Lauren: Yeah especially if you even forgot that I'm here. AGAIN.

***

They walk along the woods with their bagpacks looking around.

Agnes: I hope you're planning on keeping the bugs away from me.