One Shot book UwU

🌸Flower Shop AU part 2🌸

(TW: cursing, mentions of blood, alcohol, Remus being Remus, mentions of kinks.

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"It's 2 PM on a Monday and you decide to annoy the fuck out of me instead of going to your damn job-?!"

Roman was hunched over the counter again, his elbows on the table and his hands in his hair, covering his ears in a feeble attempt to block out his brother. ( ✌️ )

A small "language" was heard from Patton, who was on the other side of the shop watering some of the flowers.

"Oh come on Roman you know you love me~"

Remus loved annoying his brother. It was fun to watch his grossed out reactions at the trash man's intrusive thoughts. Remus just couldn't help but share his thoughts with everyone. (💜)

"Where the hell did you get that idea?"

Roman groaned as he sunk down further to the countertop. Yes, he did love his brother but he'd rather not listen to him yelling obscenities with customers in the store, even though they thought their antics were funny. ( ✌️ )

"Well even if you say you don't, you're my brother so you're obligated to no matter what."

(Not true, just because someone is blood does not mean you must love them. -✌️)

Remus smiled and then continued to keep ranting on and on about new ideas he had.

"What if you could detach your body parts? Like without your blood spilling out obviously but it would be so cool. If you needed to reach for something but didn't feel like moving or if you just couldn't reach it, you could just detach your hand and it could float over, grab the object and then attach itself again. Although that would just make everyone super lazy so to avoid that it could have a limit to how far it could be away from you!"

Remus' eyes lit up with excitement as he spoke. Even though the idea was unrealistic, he loved it. (💜)

'Well that wasn't as bad as some of his other thoughts.' Roman sighed and finally raised his head to look at him and not the counter.

"Remus why did you skip work?" Roman groaned.

Janus cracked his neck as he opened the door and walked inside.
...
'Why the hell was Remus here?! He was pretty sure he didn't work here.'
( ✌️ )

Remus turned his head to look at the door when he heard the bell jingle. His face lit up again at the sight of Janus.

"Hey Jan!" He called out. (💜)

"Uh- Remus, why're you here-?"

Janus glanced around the shop as he crossed his arms and started walking towards the twins. He thought it would be a lot more empty so he didn't bother to wear any of his makeup. He could feel the stares he was getting 'cause of his vitiligo and the birthmark that covered half of his face as a result of it.

"Just the question I was asking."

Roman let his arms fall to drape against the counter. He only knew Janus because his brother's had an enormous crush on him since freshman year. ( ✌️ )

"I skipped work to annoy my brother. He told me about a certain customer he had that he thought was cute and so I came here just in case the customer showed up again. I plan on embarrassing him"

Remus smiled proudly and had a light blush on his cheeks from Janus being here. He also liked that Janus hadn't covered his vitiligo with makeup like he usually does. Remus thought the marks were beautiful and unique. (💜)