HxH x reader oneshots

✨Music✨

Swearing warning ⚠️ !!!!!!
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Hey (y/n)?" Kurapika calls from the kitchen.

"(Y/n)." Kurapika repeats glancing at you.

"They can't hear you they're listening to music." Leorio says pointing at you. You had ear buds in and were nodding your head to the rhythm.

"Hmmm I wonder what song.." Gon says walking closer to you.

He pokes your shoulder, you jump.

"Yeah?" You say pausing the song and looking up innocently.

"What song were you listening too?" Killua asked. Your innocent smile quickly sifted to a evil smirk. You cleared your throat.

"Come come everyone." You motion for everyone to come sit. They all sat around you looking at you in slight confusion. You turn back to your phone and disconnected your Bluetooth. You put the song back at the beginning.

Then turn up the volume and pressed play:

'Whores in this house

There's some whores in this house

There's some whores in this house

There's some whores in this house'

"I said certified freak, 7 days a week, wet ass pussy.

MAKE THAT PULL OUT GAME WEAK!"

At this point, you were singing the song right with Cardi. The others just stared at you in pure shock that such an "innocent" child would be playing such things.

"Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah you fucking with some wet ass pussy. Bring a bucket and a mop for this wet ass pussy

Give me everything you got! For this wet ass pussy.

Beat it up nig-."

Kurapika quickly grabbed your phone and swiped out of YouTube. You frowned.

"Why did you turn it off?" Gon asked.

"Yeah I kinda liked it." Killua added. Leorio was just laughing in the back.

"That is a very inappropriate song. I don't want to hear you play that again ok (y/n)?" You pouted and turned your head away from Kurapika but nodded regardless.

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End

Lmao sorry it's short.

Song: WAP by Cardi b featuring: Megan Thee Stallion.

"I DON'T COOK I DON'T CLEAN BUT LET ME TELL YOU~."

Unedited

Late night thought

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