A/N Okay... for some reason, i'm proud of this chapter.
Hiccup P.O.V
I took a small sip and scrunched my nose.
"How do people drink this stuff?" I asked
"It's that or yaknog." Snotlout whispered, careful that Astrid wouldn't hear.
I started to drink the mead.
Later, Stormfly squawked in the distance and Astrid got up.
"I'll feed the dragons. Back in a minute!" she said.
I started on my 3rd mug and things were kind of fuzzy... why was everyone talking in slow motion?
3rd Person
Astrid Flicked the last fish to Hookfang before spinning on her heel and advancing towards the clubhouse.
Hiccup finished the last mug and grinned widely. Snotlout had two heads... and his hair was purple...
Astrid walked in to find quite a peculiar sight. Hiccup was sitting on the clubhouse table, swinging his legs and singing:
"Weeeeeeeeeelllllllllll...
"I've got mah axe, and I've got my maaace, I love my wife with the ugly face! I'm a viking throooouuugh and throooouuuuuugh!"
He hopped down and started to gallop the circumference of the table continuing the song.
"I've got myyy mace an' I got mah bludgeon, aaaaaaaaaand fifteen berserker locked in my dungeon, I'm a viking throoooough and THROOOOOOOUUUUUGGHHH!!!!
"Hey!" Dagur and Heather protested, "Berserkers in your dungeon?!"
Hiccup grinned and said, "Dooon't worry you guys, I won't kill yooou!" but his words came out slurred as he wrapped his arms around the two mildly disturbed berserker.
"Unhoolly offspring of lightning and death itseeeelf, come heeeeeeeeeerrreee!!!" Hiccup called to his dragon. Toothless didn't move.
Snotlout nudged Astrid. "I told you that was too much mead..."
"Yes... maybe a bit..."she replied.
Hiccup grinned like the Cheshire cat.
"Astriiiiid!" he half cheered, half slurred. He pulled her into a hug and buried his nose in her hair.
"Hiccup... are you... ok?" The blonde asked.
"You're beautiful to." he garbled.
"Thank- wait, how is that the answer to my question?" she frowned, pulling out of Hiccup's embrace.
Fishlegs walked over. "Astrid, he isn't going to answer your questions, he's a little bit...tipsy...." he said.
"Hiccup, I think you should go to bed..." Astrid said as she looked at the slowly setting sun.
Hiccup huffed and stumbled to the corner of the room and buried his face in his knees.
"Not.going.to.bed. NOT TIRED!" he blubbered. (A/N. He sounds like a kid... XD)
Astrid kneeled beside her betrothed, trying to be patient. "Hiccup..."
"No!" he he snapped.
"Oh come on babe..." she pulled on his hand
"Okaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay......." Hiccup slurred as he pulled himself to his feet.
Astrid hooked his arm around her shoulder and took hold on him, helping him walk out of the clubhouse.
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They stumbled into his hut and Astrid lowered him onto the bed. Hiccup's nose twitched and Astrid smiled, her boyfriend was adorable.
He fumbled his fingers on the clips securing his shoulderpads and growled when he couldn't undo the buckles.
Astrid flicked the clips and pulled off his shoulder pads and dropped them on the floor beside his bed. He slapped her hands away when she tried to undo the ones over his shoulder and on his waist that kept his leather vest on; he was determined to do them himself.
Because he was drunk, he couldn't concentrate enough on the buckles, and eventually let Astrid undo them.
She pulled off his vest and unwrapped the leather on his wrists, and put them both neatly on the floor.
Hiccup, despite his intoxicated state, managed to get his prosthetic off.
Astrid pulled up the blankets and Hiccup pulled himself under them. Astrid tucked them under his chin and brushed the bangs from his face.
"Goodnight my adorable, drunk Hiccup..."
"Your Hiccup?" he whispered.
"My Hiccup"
Hiccup smiled at his girlfriend. She was perched on the edge of his bed and and was stroking his face. Gods, he loved her.
When Astrid got up to leave, Hiccup mumbled, "no...staaaaayyyy heeeeere..."
"Hiccup, it's my turn to lock up the dragons tonight, you know that. Though, I can stay for a little bit, the sun isn't fully set."
"'m kay" he mumbled.
Astrid unclipped her skirt, because the spikes on it would definitely hurt him. She crawled onto his pillow and moved Hiccup's head into her lap, stroking his face.
"I love you, you wiredo." she whispered.
"m... love you too."
Hiccup's eyes eventually fluttered closed and she put his head back on the pillow. getting out o the bed,she clipped her skirt back on. She leant down and kissed Hiccup on the forehead before leaving his hut.
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A/N Haha! finally! a chapter on this! you are welcome!
