You guys know what this is by the title.
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Kitty: What if food had people names and people had food names?
Ladia: Hey spaghetti, it's time for dinner!
Cherri: What are we having?
Ladia: Margaret.
Annie: I swear, all of you are high.
Lunia: Shut up chocolate!
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Kitty: Chemistry, more like cheMYSTERY, bc I have no idea what's going on.
Annie: calculus, more like calKILLUS, bc a brain cell dies after each question.
Cherri: Biology? More like BYElogy, bc I'm out.
Bri: Math, more like no.
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Lunia: *texting into a groupchat* I JUST BURNT MY HAND ON MY LAMP WHILE TRYING TO TURN IT OFF!
Bri: If you used natural sunlight instead of running your lamp for so long, that wouldn't happen.
Lunia: OH, I'M SORRY, IT'S 3:38 IN THE MORNING! LET ME JUST WAKE UP THE SUN WITH MY BURNING HAND SO I CAN SIT OUTSIDE AND BASK IN THE GLORY OF NATURAL DAYLIGHT!
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Bri: Knowledge is knowing a tomato isn't a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.
Senny: That was deep...
Lunia: Philosophy is wondering if that means ketchup si a smoothie.
Senny: That was deeper!
Bri: Common sense is knowing that ketchup isn't a dang smoothie, you nasty!
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Cherri: When coral gets stressed it dies, so if I was coral, I would be dead.
Bri: What would coral even get stressed about?
Cherri: Current events.
Diane: GET OUT!
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Lunia: WHY AREN'T THERE ADULT SIZED PLAYGROUNDS? LIKE EVERYTHING IS THE SAME AS AS KIDS PLAYGROUDS, BUT BIGGER.
Senny: Theme parks.
Kitty: But you have to pay for theme parks.
Annie: That's the adult part.
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*in a groupchat*
Senny: Legs
Cherri: Shoulders.
Diane: Knees.
Annie: Toes
Bri: You idiots, it's heads, shoulders, knees, and toes.
Annie: You're the one that started it with legs?
Senny: This wasn't meant to happen!
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Bri: *singing to Senny* L is for the way you look at me. O is for teh only one i see. V is very very extraordinary.
Senny: *panics* EGG!
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Ladia: *videoing the sides play videogames* Nothing scares a gamer more than the game saving in a seemingly harmless location.
Bri: This is an oddly coinvent collection of healing items.
Annie: Why is all this ammo here?
Senny: Where did all the enemies go?
Kitty: This room has an awful lot of open space.
Lunia: The music stopped suddenly! Wait, there it is! ............... That's a lot of bass.
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Bri: Julius Ceaser's assassination was the last time everyone in a group project did their part.
Annie: Aside from the fact that 60people agreed to stab him, and he only had 23 stab wounds.
Diane: Sounds about right.
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Annie: I wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where I rob people and leave scattered teeth all over their bed.
Bri: A dentist.
Lunia: I don't know what your dentist is doing to you, but i think you should call the police.
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Kitty: I've been cursing in ice cream flavors, and Ladia told me to stop. ..... I didn't stop.
Bri: How do you curse in ice cream flavors?
Kitty: what in the mint chocolate chip did you say to me punk? I'll kick your rocky road and punch the ever loving strawberry cheesecake out of you!
Lunia: ...... Holy fudge.
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The Art Book Nobody Asked For
РазноеWhat the title says. All pictures in this book, including the cover, are my drawings, unless I say otherwise. Ranks: #3 in awp
