Okay so I was in the woods right, and I find this guy-
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honest to god all I have to say is what the heck kind of hell spawn is this-
It's a garden spooder, but it would barely fit in my fauckin' hand. Granted my hands aren't that big but take the size of an iPhone X/XS and put a spooder in the middle o' that. You ain't gonna expect that boi to barely fit there are ya? NO yer not! But here we are with THREE OTHER ONES-
(As a side note this was made on labor day at 3:00pm as I was on a nature walk)