It's on like Donkey Kong

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by ShadowVampKid

by ShadowVampKid

Go, go ape shit, go ape shit
Go, go ape shit, go ape shit
Go, go ape shit, go ape shit
Well, I'm about to let it go down

Fucking hopped up like Dennis Hopper on speed
I'm gonna smoke your ass like Cheech and Chong smokes weed
My cum's so chunky it's like an Oreo McFlurry
I'm gonna fuck your face 'til your eyes get blurry

Fuck the poker, I'll be poking you right up, now you're choking
Bitches love my cock like Slash loves rock
I'm your fack, get up on your bare back
When they find you they're gonna find you on the ceiling

Backed up, Jacked up, you ain't got no feeling
Stick 'em in a wheelchair, I'm your favorite nightmare
I'm a die hard like Bruce fucking Willis
I am not sick I'm just simply the illest, uh huh

It's on like Donkey Kong
On, on, on like Donkey Kong
It's on like Donkey Kong
On, on, on like Donkey Kong

Bitch, I don't know if you can handle this schlong
Go, go long, I'm hung like King Kong

Chopping through the butcher's shop, racking the meat
You'll climax so hard the altitudes'll make your ears bleed
Getting fucked from behind, his head on the pelvis
I'm down for deep anal, bitch, I'm not about the cervix

Blonde Barbie Ken, fuck the Hollister shit
I'm more queer than Clay Aiken with Aberzombie and Bitch
And when you come back yelping for a second helping
You'll be screaming "Jayy Von! " while I'm motherfucking felching

Neck, Back, Sack then onto the scrotum
Got more fucking crack than the hoods in Harlem
Spray me, don't date me; use your mouth not your hand
I'd swallow your cum like vodka if my name was Lindsay Lohan

If there's a way, there's a train, ride it on me
I'll be your railroad baby, just give me your seat
This faggot just fucked your girl, she got rid of her pussy
Sewed her snatch, got a dick just so she could fuck me

It's on like Donkey Kong
On, on, on like Donkey Kong
It's on like Donkey Kong
On, on, on like Donkey Kong

Bitch, I don't know if you can handle this schlong
Go, go long, I'm hung like King Kong

I'm slamming bitches like Kong slams a barrel
Fuck more witches like I'm Captain Jack Sparrow
Cock so good I had to put it in a song
It's wrong, wrong, wrong like Gaga's got a ding dong

Slamming them like barrels

Go, go ape shit, go ape shit
Go, go ape shit, go ape shit

It's on like Donkey Kong
On, on, on like Donkey Kong
It's on like Donkey Kong
On, on, on like Donkey Kong

Bitch, I don't know if you can handle this schlong
Go, go long I'm hung like King Kong

I'm slamming bitches like Kong slams a barrel
Fuck more witches like I'm Captain Jack Sparrow
Cock so good I had to put it in a song
It's wrong, wrong, wrong like Gaga's got a ding dong