McSiren Adventures

Down Memory Lane:

{The scene is set on March 31st, 1958. In a friendly McDonaldland house, a birthday party is held for Ronald McDonald's 10th birthday. With his mother, Cerise the mime, as the host and his siblings, adopted-brother MacTonight, and sister Clara-Rose, assist. As for the party guest, there is Clara's fiancee, Arthur Rex Treacher, Ronald's cousin, Marvel Bing, along with the clown's fellow friends, Grimace, Birdie, and Hamburglar. The party had gone on for a while and at this point, all gathered around singing "Happy Birthday" as Cerise brings in the cake.}

All (Except Ronald): ...Happy birthday, dear Ronald,

Happy birthday to you!

{Everyone cheered as Cerise gives her son an affectionate kiss on his red hair.}

Little Ronald: Thanks, guys!

Little Birdie: It's our pleasure.

Little Hamburglar: Yeah! Don't mention it!

Young Mac Tonight: Now, come on, Ronald, make a wish!

{Ronald closed his eyes for the moment and was just about to blow out the candles when there was a sudden, but friendly, knock at the door.}

Cerise: {in sign-language: "I wonder who that could be."}

Young Clara-Rose: I'll get it, mom.

{She goes to open the door. Revealing an older clown with red hair, a red mouth, along with a blue and white outfit. It was none other than Bozo the World's Most Famous Clown.}

Clara-Rose: {gasped} Daddy! It's you!

Bozo: {chuckles as he hugs his daughter} Great to see you, sweetheart!

{Ronald, immediately knowing what was going on, ran with enthusiasm to Bozo.}

Little Ronald: {hugs Bozo} Pops! You made it!

Bozo: {laughs} Of course I did! Happy birthday, son!

{Bozo was then greeted by a hand-shake from Mac and a kiss from Cerise. The party guest joined the family at the living room who were amazed and thrilled with Bozo's arrival.}

Little Grimace: {to Little Ronald} Duh, your dad is the Bozo the Clown?

Little Ronald: Yeah, Grimace. I had told you that when we'd first met.

Little Hamburglar: Yeah, but we thought you were joking!

Bozo: {to everyone} After we have cake, how's about I do some tricks for guys?

{Everyone cheerfully agreed with the plan. After candles were blown and cake was eaten, Bozo goes on to perform countless of tricks; juggling pins, riding a unicycle, making balloon animals and doing back flips. All while singing a song.}

Bozo: {sings Bozo's Laughing Song}

Howdy, little gals and boys,

And all you grown-ups too!

There's one thing this old clown enjoys,

When trifles bother you.

I'd like to be your doctor clown,

When little things go wrong.

But it's fun to chase the blues away,

With Bozo's laughing song.

Now first, a twinkle in both eyes.