McSiren Adventures

On Siren's Island:

{Far away Ronald is blown until he lands right in the Philippine Sea. Swimming in the ocean, the clown looks around.}

Ronald: Wha-Where am I? I don't even think this is the Pacific! I better come up with something...

{From his pockets, the clown first takes out a broken hang-glider.}

Ronald: Oh dear...Wait, I know there's something else.

{He presents one of his latest devices; a small, orange cube with a red button. Once pressed, the cube turns into a motor boat. Getting in, Ronald powers the boat along the waters. After some time, he spots an island.}

Ronald: Hm...Wonder what island that is...

{He lands at the land's beach, gets out the boat and sets out to explore. Meanwhile, on top of the region's largest mountain lies a caramel mill. There, its sole inhabitant, Astria, is on the phone.}

Astria: {to herself} Please pick up. Please pick up.

{Unfortunately, there was no answer. Jaded, Astria leaves her living room to go outside. Waiting for her was her loyal unicorn, Frappe.}

Astria: {giggles} At least someone wants to talk with me. Right, old boy?

{Frappe nays in agreement as she goes on his back and rides all the way to the Crystal Lagoon. Getting off the equestrian, Astria goes into the clear, blue water while Frappe leaves her alone. Once she emerges, she is in her siren form.}

Astria: {sighs in relief} Knew it would work.

{She looks up at the sky and starts to sing Loreena McKennitt's Tango to Evora. While looking around its Mixed Berries Forest, Ronald begins to hear Astria. He follows the voice until he reaches a lagoon. There, a twin-tailed siren proved to be the owner of the voice. By her dark brown hair and emerald green eyes, Ronald was quick to recognize her.}

Ronald: Astr-{slips on the boulder he stood on and fell into the water}

{Alarmed, the siren known as Astira went to get Ronald back to the surface.}

Ronald: {coughs from the water} Astria?

Astria: Ronald?

Ronald: What are you doing here?

Astria: {laughs} I was about to ask you the same thing.

Ronald: {chuckles} It's a long story. And it all started at the Far-Flung Forest.

...

{Moments later, the pair had arrived at Astria's home, the Caramel Mill at the top of the island's biggest hill. As she opened the front door, Ronald was finishing up his story.}

Ronald: And that's how I got here.

Astria: Are you sure you're feeling ok? How do you not have whiplash right now?

Ronald: Don't worry, I'm fine. It's my friends I'm afraid for. How can I contact them?

Astria: {directs him to her telephone on the coffee table} There's the phone. Try calling them.

{Ronald goes to dial the number. Back at the ship, Captain Crook steers the ship while the rest of the gang look out for their lost friend.}

Birdie: Any sign of him?

Sundae: Nothing.

Hamburglar: Where did he go?

Grimace: I hope he's ok!