Toxic Love - CountryHuman AU

Chapter 20

(Warning, I'm losing motivation so this is trashy as fuck) 

"What!?" 

America sat there shocked. 

"You. Have. A. Crush. On. Me!?" Meri said. 

"Y- yes..." N.K said. "I know you might not want to date me, but I've had a crush on you during the Korean War. I never told you because Soviet Union would be mad at me. But I really really like you. I understand if you don't want to be with me but-"

America kissed N.K on the lips. (I don't know why, just go with it.)

"I- I- I like you too! Ever since you started to talk to me!" Meri said. 

"Re- Really!?" N.K said. 

"Yes!" Meri said happily. 

"Will you-" 

"Yes!" America said before N.K could answer. N.K kissed Meri on the lips. The two had a make out session. (I don't approve of this ship ;-;)

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"We got what we needed, let's go." 
Martial Law, Del Pilar and Philippines walked home. But the two brothers noticed Phil's happy mood. 
"Pip, you seem happy, to happy." Martial said suspicious. 
"I just met up with an old friend, that's all." Phil said burring the subject. 
"Okay" Del said eyeing Phil. 

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"YOUR DATING NORTH KOREA!?!!" 
"Yes." 
"What the fuck, America? Your a capitalist, he's a communist, it will never work! Didn't you learn that from Russia?" 
America was in a facetime call with his friends to tell them the good news, but the news wasn't to good to his friends. 
"I'm just trying to give him a chance, chill guys." Meri said. 
"Chill!? How are we going to 'chill' about this?" South Vietnam said shocked. 
"Yeah! Especially since this my brother, it will never work!" South Korea said trying to warn  Meri. 
"Don't worry about me." Meri said reassuring his friends.
"Then why did you call us?" Japan asked. 
"To tell you I'm dating N.K!" Meri said. 
"This is way to much to process, I'm hanging up." S.V said. He hung up before anyone could stop him. 
"America, you and N.K will never work!" Germany said. 
"You never know until you try." Meri said. 
"I guess so, I gotta go. I need to work on another Anime." Japan said. She hung up. 

"I should go too. Bye guys." South Korea said. He hung up. 

"Welp, Im just gonna go too." Meri said. 

"Okay, America. Please be careful around N.K." Germany said. 

"Like I said, chill. I'll be okay." Meri said to his German friend. America hung up before Germany could stop him. 

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"You really think this is going to work?" 

"For the last time Del, yes!" Martial Law yelled. 

Martial Law and Del Pilar we're working on another potion, if their sister ever seemed sad, they would just give this potion to her and she'd forgot about whatever made her sad! 

Or whoever... 

"Just one more plant, and it will be done!" Martial said to his brother. 

"Okay, which plant? We collected dozens from that forest." Del asked. 

"Uhhhhhhhh, that one?" Martial said nervously pointing at a dark green leaf.

"But what if it's not the right one? Del asked. 

"I dunno, let's test it on someone." Martial said like it was obvious. 

"Who should we test it on?" Del asked as he put in the leaf. 

"Papa? We should get him back for beating us up! Martial said laughing. 

"Papa!? Bobo ka!" (Your an idiot) Del said upset. 

"Damn, your right, I am." Martial joked as he put some of the potion into a bottle. "Now let's hope Pip is sad, cause Papa is always sad when Pip is sad!" 

"Your right! But she wasn't sad when she saw a friend." Del said. 

"Well lets hope she forgets." Martial said. 

"Okay." Del said. The two brothers walked down the stairs, hoping they could test their potion. (Auto correct turned 'potion' into 'poop') 

As they walked downstairs, they realized how gloomy the house was. Phil was sadly gazing at the floor, KKK was trying to act like he didn't care about anyone or anything, but he was obviously sad, and Perla wasn't in her high spirits, she was sadly sweeping the floor. The brothers saw this as an opportunity to try the potion. They sneaked into the kitchen and took a tea kettle. They pretend to make tea, Martial even tried to make the sound of a tea kettle when it boils. Perla was confused and walked into the kitchen to see what her sons were doing. 

"Boys? What are you doing?" Perla asked. 

"Oh, hey Mama! You guys just looked so sad, we wanted to make you tea!" Martial said trying to act cheerful. 

"Thank you, boys!" Perla said. "What tea is it?" 

"Oh, uhhhhhhh.... It's a surprise!" Del exclaimed trying to cover up the 'tea'. 

"I do love surprises!" Perla said and left the kitchen. The brothers tried to finish the tea fast, they finished it and smelled it. Martial and Del gagged as they smelt it, it smelt like... something.

"Gross! That smells like shit! No, worse!" Del said pinching his nose. 

"Ugh, Papa knows his potions. He'll be able to tell this is some funky ass potion! We need to cover the scent!" Martial said frantically looking for something to cover the scent. 

"How about this?" Del said. He held a convenient spray bottle that said, 'Stinky tea, be gone!' 

"Oh, that works!" Martial said. He sprayed the spray around the tea kettle. The kitchen started to smell like Green Tea. 

"Oh boys! Is that Green Tea I smell?" Perla asked sitting in the living room. 

"Uh, yeah! It's almost done!" Martial lied. He quickly turned to his brother. "Quick! This looks like shit in water, that has been left here to rot! We need to fix it!" 

"Then we can use this!" Del said holding up a food coloring bottle with the label, 'Green Tea food dye!'

"Where do you get these?" Martial asked as he put it in the tea kettle. The color changed into a dark green. 

"You think it's ready?" Del whispered. 

"Yea, hopefully." Martial whispered back. The brothers poured the tea into tea cups, and walked out of the kitchen with them. 

"Here you guys go!" they said together. Perla was the first one to drink it. 

"Boys, this is heavenly!" Perla said gagging a little. 

KKK was next. Unlike Perla, he had no issue hiding the truth. "Gross, what did you guys put in here?" 

Philippines was the last to take a sip, she gagged a little but sallowed to be nice. "Wow, this is the best tea I've ever tried!" 

Suddenly, their moods changed. They all had a smile on their face. 

"Wow! This actually made me feel, happier!" Phil said hugging her brothers. 

"Me too." Perla said as she walked into the kitchen to make dinner. 

"I do too..." KKK said. 

"Uh, we'll be in our room!" Del said. Martial and Del ran up the stairs and slammed the door. 

"It works!" Del said.

"Of course it does, I made it you know." Martial said taking all of the credit. 

"What!? I helped too!" Del said. 

The two brothers got into an argument that night, but they knew the perfect thing that made them feel better. Watching random CountryHuman ships. (Best fucking thing ever!)