Pepsi Man could sense something was wrong. He was bolting down the streets of Pepsitropolis and noticed the smell of carbonated soda, he instantly realized what the smell was, after all, there was only one drink this disgusting; it was Coca Cola. He followed the scent of the disgusting Cola. He entered a warehouse where the scent was the strongest. The smell was so strong and horrid that Pepsi Man couldn't breathe, he tried his best to escape, but the door was locked. He tried to open a Pepsi can in time to save himself but it was too late, he collapsed to the ground.
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Pepsi Man must've been passed out for days. He awoke strapped to a machine with tubes injecting Coca Cola into him, he screamed in terror. He knew that the toxic Coca Cola would soon kill him, he thought what would happen to the children if they had to drink that rubbish? He knew he had to escape, he flexed his thick muscular arms, and the tubes disintegrated, he flexed his ten-pack abs, shattering the chains, at last, he was free. Pepsi Man scanned his surroundings, the only source of light was a hole in the ceiling about an inch in diameter. He was in a barren, unfinished basement, the only thing that was in the basement was the stairs. The creaking of the stairs sent shivers up his spine, as he walked up them. Pepsi Man slowly opened the door and entered the waiting room. A lantern and a box of matches were on a nearby desk.
"How convenient" Pepsi Man muttered.
He picked up the lantern and lit it. It immediately became clear he was not in a house in a house, he did not know what building he was in, but it was massive, there were looming corridors as far as the eye could see, rooms the size of a house, how would Pepsi Man ever escape?
Suddenly a drop of mysterious liquid fell onto Pepsi Man's head.
"What is this?"
Pepsi Man examined the liquid and tasted a little bit.
" Ahck! There's only one drink this revolting- Coca Cola."
Pepsi Man looked up, Coca Cola was dripping from the ceiling.
"Disgusting." Pepsi Man muttered in a dark tone.
The Coca Cola was so revolting, it stung Pepsi Man's body. There was a dirty sign on the wall, Pepsi Man went to read it while avoiding the Coca Cola that puddled on the floor. Pepsi Man whipped the dust off the sign and it said, "Coca-Cola Enterprises Inc, Memphis Tennessee"
"This is a Coca Cola factory! I thought that these were all destroyed a long time ago!" Pepsi Man thought.
Suddenly two security guards came bursting through the door
"Stop! You have violated-"
They were cut off by Pepsi Man clobbering them in the face
"Shut up." Pepsi Man said.
He then proceeded to roundhouse kick the two guards in the midsection.
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A/N: This does not reflect mine or any other person involved in this project's actual views on the drink, if you didn't read the tags, this is just for fun.
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