Silence, nothing could be heard except the footsteps of Pepsi Man as he wandered down the endless corridors. The halls seemed to never end as he kept walking and walking further into the labyrinth. Finally, after 15 minutes Pepsi Man discovered a lone elevator. As he approached the elevator two twins materialized in a bright light dressed in Coca-Cola merch, they were corrupted beyond belief.
"Will you drink Coke with us?", they asked.
"NO, WHO ARE YOU!?", Pepsi Man quickly responded. He knew he had to put them down, it was for their own good, but suddenly a bright light flashed and BOOM! The twins vanished from sight. Pepsi Man knew it must have been a trick by Coca-Cola Man as a way to toy with him. Pepsi Man knew that Coca-Cola man was the only one who would be able to properly navigate the factory so beating the exit route out of him, the fact that he was kidnapped, and that he would be a huge problem if not dealt immediately gave Pepsi Man the urge to hunt him down. He pressed the button to open the elevator door, ta ding was heard as the doors started to creek open when suddenly WHOOSH!
Coke started pouring out of the elevator and slammed into Pepsi Man with extreme force. Pepsi Man was trying his hardest to breath as the Coke rapids carried him down the hallway eventually he was slammed into an old ceiling tile still hanging out of its spot. Pepsi Man spotted a pipe in the ceiling hole and struggled to grab onto it as the waves of Coke got stronger and stronger. Pepsi Man finally managed to get a good grip on the pipe but it broke and Coke started pouring out of it onto Pepsi Man's chest.
"What the-", Pepsi Man shouted in surprise before being interrupted by incoming debris ramming into him tearing the ceiling tile off. The Coke started to rise, Pepsi Man continued to struggle, and you are sitting here waiting for this scene to end. As he was being washed away Pepsi Man spotted something approaching, it was a ventilation shaft. Pepsi Man saw it was his only chance so he grabbed onto an alcove torn in the wall by debris, ripped open the ventilation shaft, and climbed in. He started to climb up the ventilation shaft while humming a small tune
"Pepsi Man, Pepsi Man, does whatever a Pepsi Can. Open up, down the hatch. Thirstiest has met its match. Look out, here comes a Pepsi Man."
Once Pepsi Man got high enough to escape the Coke he decided to go to sleep, after all, he needed to regain. Luckily, he found a nice nook nearby that also happened to be a shaft leading to what appeared to be a small storage area, laid down on the hard metal surface, and closed his eyes
*end music*
Once Pepsi Man awoke from his slumber he saw that the Coke had receded. Pepsi Man kicked out the shaft cover and hopped into the storage room, he noticed unloaded trucks, boxes of Coke, a matchbox with one match, and a door. Pepsi Man walked through the door into a dark room, he walked forward before lighting the match only to discover that it was a stairwell, however he made this discovery too late and tripped over the broken railing, plummeting to the bottom of the staircase. Pepsi Man groaned in pain as he lay there bleeding thinking back to his childhood.
(Unnecessary flashback, I choose you!)
When Pepsi Man was just a wee little lad when he was hanging out with his friends after school.
"Hey guys check this out.", a young Pepsi Man called out to his friends as he got up on the railing of the stairwell and started walking it like a tightrope.
His friends were all laughing at him as he started making funny faces and doing armpit farts. Eventually though, Pepsi Man did his stunt again but mistyped and fell of the railing, he didn't land on his back but his legs did break the fall, literally.
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Pepsi Man: The Carbonating
AçãoThis is a fan fiction written by a bunch of idiots (including me) in middle school on Google Docs. Now that we are totally mature freshman I thought "Hmmm what if people read this" and that leads us to where we are now. Anyway, Pepsi Man has been...
