Roommates: Hawks x reader (fem) x Dabi

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'Smile. Even if you're facing an enemy, people can't attack others with a smile.'
-Rurumu

"Ground rules, eh?" Dabi asked sighing.

"Yeah. One because I'm staying with two guys. Two because I live under, well, some of these rules as well." I told them.

"Some of them?" Dabi asked laughing.

"We all gotta break rules sometimes. You can't be a goody two shoes all the time." I stated pointing at my drink.

"Take this for example." I said, chugging it down.

"Rule 1) No drinking." 

"So then, how come your drinking?" Hawks asked, as I looked at him.

"Rule 2) Drink when you have a problem." I said, as Dabi laughed.

"What problem do you have?" 

"A lot currently. And you two to top the list." I said pointing at the two of them.

"Rule 3) No shoes in the apartment." I said, looking at there socks.

"When are we ever allowed to have shoes in the apartment?" Hawks asked me.

"Rule 4) Shoes are only allowed in the apartment if you think there is an emergency." I said, laying on the couch as the two of them sat in front of the T.V.

"Seriously?" Dabi asked laying on the floor.

"Rule 5) Never bring another girl/guy to have the dirty with here." I said, specifically looking at Hawks.

"What! Why not?" Hawks yelled at me.

"I don't want to hear those dirty noises at night. Or any time." I stated, laying up.

"Rule 6) Never touch my snacks/drinks." I said looking at Dabi.

"I'm not gonna touch them." Dabi said, staring at me back.

"Trust me. You will. They always give in." I mumbled the last bit.

"Rule 7) No fighting. At all in here." I said, before the both of them were about to kill each other.

"Rule 8) Everyone has to cook. Meaning that I'll cook once then the next day it'll be you Dabi then the next, you Hawks. Then the cycle repeats." I said as they both groaned.

"Why do we need to cook? Don't woman do it?" Dabi asked as I smirked.

"If men think that a woman belongs in a kitchen, then remember: The kitchen is where the knives are kept. And a woman knows how to use it well." I said, as they both looked shocked.

"And rule 9) Never sneak out at night unless its important." I said sighing.

"Well, I can only go where the two of you go. Either that or stay here." Dabi said pointing to a bracelet on his hand.

"You've got to be kidding me..." I said groaning.