Peter Parker Oneshots!
Includes Parley/Parkner, Peter x Loki (Poki?)
And LOTS of Irondad and Spiderson!!
Also, vines, memes, angst, and some crack shots because what would a oneshot be without the crack-shots?
This is based off my cooking class. Most of the stuff in here has happened to me or my friends in this class. The parts I wanted to include but couldn't be bothered were:
a) My friend, sleep deprived, layered up paper bags and filled them up with maple syrup after we made a quick bout of french toast because she didn't have any at home
b) A girl I don't know SUPER well coincidentally saying "I hate you" every time I walked past, only she wasn't talking to me, she was talking the spray bottle she kept spraying in her eye.
1 - Vision & Wanda
2 - Thor
3 - Tony & Peter (later Peter & Harley)
4 - Harley (later Tony)
5 - Nat & Bruce
6 - Steve & Bucky
7 - Clint
8 - Michelle & Ned
9 - Loki & Shuri
10 - T'Challa & Stephen
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^^^That's my two minute sketch of vaguely where each work station is in the kitchen^^^
In the middle are tables and seats
Eggs Rolls
"Welcome to the Food and Nutrition show!" The cherry voice roared, "this seasons guests are New York's own Avengers!"
The camera panned over to the frightened looking Avengers tying aprons on.
"Over to the kitchen!"
The footage cut to show a huge burly looking woman with pale skin, and even paler hair, the tips dyed purple and blue. "My name is Miss May, and I'll be running this class for the next four days. Any questions?"
"Do you mean teaching?" Asked Bruce as Thor tightened his apron straps.
"I mean I'm in charge." She growled.
"What's your stance on banning thermonuclear physics as a school subject because this idiot" - Harley gestured to Peter, whose apron was on backwards - "thinks it should be taught from year 3!"
"Year 2!" He retorted.
"I think both of you should get your heads out of your butts and -"
She was cut off by a loud knock on the kitchen door. Everyone stared at each other, the film went jagged as the cameraman put it down. "Was that planned or scripted or anything? Who's out there?"
"Not planned um," - the fearsome Miss May broke her character for a second, "come in?"
A nervous girl shook and handed over a note before scurrying out of the kitchen.
