YouTube University (#Wattys2015)

Paired With The British Girl

I went to my class. Teamwork. It's a compulsory subject. I have no idea what this is about but I will just have to find out. I took my seat and class started. In this lesson, we have to be in pairs and play games. We couldn't pick the pairs and same went for the games. The teacher was calling out names to be paired up.

"An Anomaly and Zoella, sit at table 7"

I sat at table seven. Soon after, a girl who was wearing her hair in a top bun sat next to me.

"You must be An Anomaly" Her British voice greeted
"Yep, you must be Zoella"
"Call me Zoe"
"You can call me Ana"
"Nice to meet you"
"Nice to meet you too"
"So, just wondering how old are you?"
"I am 15 years old"
"Oh, hang on, you were that girl that ran after Mark....well, he was dark at the time"
"Yeah, that was me. I wonder what is up with that dark thing"
"You know, people say that he was cursed by fan girls to become Darkiplier and that he will remain like that forever"
"That's....imaginative. So when do people predict that this happened?"
"People believe it happened during one of his videos called 'Raspy Hill' "
"I don't believe it. Something tells me that there is a different trigger"

You know, I like being paired with her. I saw the picture of her guinea pig and it was adorable. I like being paired with the British girl. The game was a simple cards game. Snap. How original. So far, Zoe was winning and I just made a match and snapped before she could. The class finished and then we could go back to our dorms.

I opened up my youtube on my phone and checked the comments. As usual, they were comments like ' Who are you?' Or 'You're actually living your name'. However, I never received a comment as horrible as cold as depressing. This was the worse comment and it sent me over the edge.

' Dear An Anomaly or whatever

It has come to my attention that you are a complete freak. Seriously, you think that you can talk to spirits and read horror stories that 'scare' people. You are not an anomaly, you are just a complete nut job who deserves to be in an asylum. You may be the worst Youtuber- no, no! Worst PERSON I have ever heard of! No guy would want to be with you because you are so ugly.

An anomaly is something that people don't understand but guess what? I perfectly understand you. You are just a filthy skank who makes these so they don't rape people on the street! You don't deserve to be on YouTube! Let alone Youtube University!! Out of all the people they chose and you were on the list. Did you bribe the headmaster with a bang session or something? I won't be surprised if you sleep with every guy on campus.

You don't deserve to live. You are ugly,stupid,freaky and massive hooker. I am counting down the days that you live.

P.S. There will be 100% chance that you will not have a boyfriend. Your man's paradise is too big for that!

Sincerely, A fan of everyone but YOU!!!!'

I turned off my phone and ran into the bathrooms, crying my heart's content. Why? Why do I deserve this? YouTube is my only escape and now I feel trapped. Why?!?!