augustus's pov
so hazul n i wer lki wtf "y r u alive agutusd u supoosed to b dead rn" and i roaled mi eyes bc wtfwtfwtfwtwfwtfwtfwtwtwftwftwftwftwftwftwfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtwftwftwftwtf?????????????? im ur boyfriend wheres the respecrt??????????? so then i just dump her bc i cant belevie she wuld even b that weigh
so i lik went to isacks house and i nocked on his door n i was lik "im back!!!!!!!#@13!!!!" but he is blind nd that like wtf dood you shuld c me rite now! jesus send mi bak n sh*t. so i lik walk in n he was lik "dood u were lik dead a n stuf! im glad ur bac bruh! i mised u!!!!?????"
so icacks jus decided 2 slap me i gus bc he can't see so i no tht doesnt make snese butt it will trust me
hazul's pov
Y CANT ME N GUS BE FREE??????????????????? JESUS????????????? WEAR R U U MEXICN????????
jesus's pov
stfu hazul godamn ur alweighs so loud
**TO BE CONTINUED**
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(funny) the return of augustus waters
Fanfiction**read if you want to laugh, I don't actually fucking write like this get a life u homos.
