𝗜𝗡𝗖𝗢𝗥𝗥𝗘𝗖𝗧 𝗗𝗥𝗔𝗥𝗥𝗬 ━ book one

xiv.

harry, holding up posters : draco, what are these? are you the one who put these things outside?

draco, shrugging : i did nothing wrong. i'm simply trying to help.

the poster : i lost my bitch-ass dog again. he's ugly as fuck and keeps running away but harry and i still love him. plus i already bought him shit and i don't wanna return the stuff. please bring the damn dog back to us or my husband will lose it. his name is senior woofers courtesy of harry sodding potter who comes up with the worst fucking names in the world. thank you.

harry : mhm.

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a/n : i spent a good twenty minutes laughing over this. still am.