Piercing His Tongue (BakuDeku oneshot)

uh idk what to put here but its only 1 chapter so

Midoriya was sitting at the front desk waiting for his 4:00 appointment when the phone rang. He picked it up and immediately thrust it away from his ear, hearing a plethora of yells and screams from the other end. "Hey Kacchan," he sighed. "YOU OLD HAG I- Deku I want a couple more piercings. Tongue stud, helix, industrial, bridge piercing, and spider bites. Not Thursday," Bakugou said. "Kacchan I'm booked every day until next Tuesday which you know I'm taking off for that blind date, and then I'm booked for 5 weeks until Tsu comes back, and then I'm going on vacation for a week with my mom." Midoriya shook his head. "Come on Deku-" Bakugou complained. "No, Kacchan," Midoriya interrupted. There was silence on the other end. "...Please?" he grumbled. Midoriya raised his eyebrows. Bakugou rarely said that word, though he'd gotten better since highschool, and every time he did it shocked Midoriya. "Fine... come around the shop after 10:00, or just stay after your last appointment, you've got a tattoo client at 7:00 right? And that looks like a small tattoo, so you should be done around 9:00 or so right? I'll pierce you after that." "But-" "Nope. You want the piercings before March? You gotta get it done tonight. And I want my other shoulder tattooed," Midoriya interjected firmly. Bakugou groaned. "Deku-" Midoriya hung up the phone. Just because Bakugou had gotten politer since high school didn't mean he was actually nice. Of course Midoriya finally learning to stand up for himself helped, but it still was an issue.

Bakugou walked into the shop an hour and a half later, stomping through the door, flipping of Midoriya at the front desk, avoiding eye contact the entire time. He set up the stuff for his client and waited, until a purple-haired man walked through the door and sat down. He finished up the tattoo, ushered the man out the door, then hopped up onto the reception desk, legs dangling over the edge. Midoriya had been sitting there for a few minutes after his last appointment and was absorbed in his phone, scrolling through social media. Bakugou leaned over to see his phone. Midoriya noticed the blonde spikes at the edge of his vision and looked up quickly, bumping his head into Bakugou's. "You damn nerd! I-" Midoriya cut his childhood friend off, something he'd been doing much more often. "Kacchan shut the fuck- no dont even- shut the fuck up please I do not have the energy right now," he finished. Bakugou scoffed and rolled his eyes, but stopped talking and stood up. He motioned to the other room. "Can we get this over with?" Midoriya looked over and turned in the swivel chair. "Don't forget that I'm staying after hours to pierce you."

Once Bakugou was seated, Midoriya marked the areas getting pierced and got to work. "Okay starting with the helix, this shouldn't be too bad, give it a second." Midoriya pushed the needle through Bakugou's ear, while he flinched slightly and closed his eyes. Once the jewlery was affixed, they moved on to the bridge piercing. "This one will be fine, basically just like some pressure on the bridge of your nose," Midoriya reassured him. After the metal rod was through, he warned Bakugou, "The industrial piercing is gonna be the worst, so be prepared for a decent amount of pain." Bakugou nodded, rolling his eyes. "Deku I'm a goddamn tattoo artist, I think I can handle a little bit of pain." Midoriya shrugged and picked up the needle. Once it'd gone through half the ear and started going through the other, Bakugou let out a grunt of pain. His friend paused. "You good?" Bakugou glared up at him, an annoyance since Midoriya had a massive growth spurt in highschool and was now a few inches taller. "I told you I'm fucking fine. Can you just finish asshole?" Midoriya obliged, but not before adding, "You know Kacchan, being a bigger dick isn't going to make your dick bigger." Bakugou's jaw dropped, and he almost ended Midoriya's ability to have children right then and there. Instead, however, he went a route he knew would have a longer lasting impact. "Sounds to me like you're trying to find something out," he said, tilting Midoriya's head up with an outstretched finger, pulling him closer. Midoriya pulled away quickly, face bright red, completely flustered. "I- I dunno what you're talking about Kacchan." Bakugou smirked. Mission accomplished.