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Blackwell Kids as Weird Things I've Said That Make Sense in Context, But Aren't

OOF that was a long title.

Matt-- "Yes. I am your mother. I am also his mother. I am everyone's mother. Eat your cooking and go the hell to sleep."

Fen-- "I am NOT a FURRY. I am a FURBY"

Laurie-- "I don't care if you have a broken ankle, IT'S MY TATER TOT."

Ray-- "I want to scream. Am I allowed to scream? I don't care. The scream cannot be contained. *Screams*"

Rayna-- "Okay, but I'm right because neon pink."

Baldwin-- *close to tears* "But why can't I eat the pop tart!?!"

Astrid-- "The murder is not cold-blooded if you apologize first."

Owen-- "I can only deal with too much stupid and right now I'm completely filing my own stupid quota so I have an excuse to avoid others."