TBP as Incorrect Quotes I Cackle Over at Ungodly Hours of the Morning.

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Owen: *walks in*
Laurie: -nO BALDWIN PLEASE DON'T EAT THE TOASTER
Owen:
Owen: *walks out*

Fen: If you say one more lame ass joke I will literally throw a pair of scissors at you.
Matt: lol why?
Fen: because you need to cut it out.
Matt: ...
Matt: but you literally ju--
Fen: THAT'S NOT THE POINT.

Baldwin, at 3am: *shakes Fen awake*
Baldwin: Why aren't vets called dog-tors?
Fen: For the love of god, go to sleep before I send YOU to the doctor.

Owen: Fen's late again...
Laurie: I woke him up at 8 and pretended it was eleven!
Matt: I messaged him saying we were meeting at 9 instead of 12!
Baldwin: I set his alarm clock to say it's am when it's pm!
Owen: Guys, we may have over done it--
Fen, bursting through the door: WHAT YEAR IS IT?!?!

Ray: I relate to Belle because she loves reading books and loves people for their souls.
Reyna: I relate to Tinkerbell because she needs attention or she dies.

Ray: How do you feel about kids?
Astrid: I mean, they're okay? If I saw one I wouldn't throw a rock at it...
Ray: Why would you throw a rock at a child?!
Astrid: I JUST SAID I WOULDN'T?!

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