sword fighters (snape x harry)

golden sluts

*later in the day*
Snapes POV:
hairy pothead struts in to my class late. i'm not surprised 🙄

he has his mudblood friend and the broke ginger brat following behind him🙄the golden sluts r literally already giving me a headache

Harry's POV:
not snape literally smelling like a dog shet , and ate it, and shet it out , and ate it, and threw it up. literally is it that hard to shower🙄

i sit down in my seat and wait for him to say sum

Snapes POV:
that chair makes harry's ass look phat or whatevs

Harry's POV:
not snape staring @ me. idk if he's like mad or sum but he looks like a pedophile rn

ughhh😩😩😩 a hot pedophile😃

shet y am i thinking like this😩😩😩have i gone bLuDdY mAd🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴

Snapes POV:
it's so hard to focus on teaching the class today

idk y i must b high or sum again

n e ways it's time to give a potion making tutorial as usual🤪

these lil assholes better listen or istg i will pull a hitler

Harry's POV:
snapes tutorial sucks ass omg someone kill tf outta me

like where is mr voldy when u need him. KILL ME NOW.

Hermione's POV:
literally this is the easiest shit i've ever done

Snapes POV:
these students r literally so stupid y cant they make a simple potion like i'm not asking them to battle the dark lord. bitch this isn't meth cooking it's NOT HARD.

Harry's POV:
y is hermione such a try hard i-

Hermione's POV:
harry's such an idiot is it rlly that hard to make a potion. bitch i have a whole meth lab ourside or this like.

n e ways he looks like not focused so i'll talk to him ig

i say, "harry u look like shit r u good" he rolls his eyes @ me, he says "maybe it's because snape literally snores the whole ride and now i have a migraine so like🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬"

not him being mad. fucking bitch. he gotta b on his period cuz wtf

Snapes POV:
not hairy shet talking me tf. i heard that

Harry's POV:
hermione's annoying asf. hop off my dick u prissy cunt.

Rons POV:
hermione was right i mean harry looks like shet

so i decide to talk to him bcuz we're besties 👯‍♀️ ‼️
"harry"
"what"
"i like ur hair"
"fock u red headed twat"
that went well i think👍

Harry's POV:
y is this broke brat talking to me like he rlly irritating . bitch when u get 20 bands then u can hmu fym
"ron"
"yes harry!"
what's he so happy for
"could u like do me a favor and kys"
"maybe."
wow🤪he's a real one

Hermione's POV:
not harry telling ron to kill himself, i don't blame him but like he didn't have to say it.

"u guys should really stfu so we don't get in trouble" i said like the baddie i am
"stfu u mudblood whore" harry told me.
ron just laughed @ him😃 da fawk
"it's not funny ronald🙄" i say
"sorry hermione..." he says back
whatevs i am a baddie idc🙄
"harry ur acting rlly rude lately r u good"
he rolls his eyes @ me, "y bcuz i called u a mudblood u think i'm depressed or sum" i cant believe he would say that omgggg #hurtasf

Ron's POV:
things seem heated between harry and hermione so yk i have to intervene
"u guys should get along bcuz it's good for ur ✨s o u l✨"
they both looked @ me weird, it sucks being the peacemaker 🥴
"ron y do u care if we fight we don't like u"
he's so funny😂😂😂😂😂😂😂hahahahahahahah
hermione nodded

Hermiones POV:
not ron trying to b a peacemaker da fawk

"ron stay out of this"
"no he can b in it hermione"
"u literally just said u don't like him"
"that was a lie he's my bestie"
"what"
"idiot"
"no"
"ur right i'm sorry"
"ok ur forgiven"
#thefightisover
that was such a heated fight, i didn't think we would ever recover omggg🙁

Harry's POV:
ugh y was i fighting with hermione again idk🙄

but like it's over asf anyways
"hermione again i'm sorry"
"whatevs it's good"
suddenly i hear a loud smack on a desk...

Snapes POV:
THE GOLDEN SLUTS LITERALLY NEVER STFU OMGGG MURDER ON MY MIND🙄🔪

"10 POINTS WILL BE TAKEN FROM GRYFFINDOR 4 BEING LOUD ASF"
that'll shut dem up😁

Harry's POV:
he sounds hot when he's mad ngl
i cant just imagine his dominating voice in the b-

*after class*
just before i edit the room i look back at snape, he looks tired, but his eye bags r sexc asf

"pottah 🙄 stay after class"
oh that sucks ig

Snapes POV:
idkkkk i'm so boreddd ughhh maybe pottah will tell me some tea or sum...

he comes over to my desk , "wut is it professor"
shet what should i say🙄

"u smell nasty"i say
he smirks and then leaves

i literally didn't tell him to leave

Harry's POV:
snape is so honest all the time, i mean that is soooo hot of him to b honest😍😍😍honesty is the foundation of good relationships😩like professional ones obviously

anyways hermione is literally trying to shake some ass , she looks like a stick bug istg, y is ron watching

Ron's POV:
omg i wanna snap her in half but like sexually😍😍😍

Hermiones POV:
i learned this new thing called twerking it's so hot. i'm doing it so boys will wanna get in my chamber of secrets