sword fighters (snape x harry)

after hours

*a few weeks later*
Harry's POV:
ugh i'm like lost in the halls and i need help asf, hopefully ronald mcdonald is gonna find me and help😁#bestietingz

suddenly i see a big ass nose, at least ik it's not voldemort.

ITS SNAPE😈

"harry pottah, what r u doing wandering the hallways @ night😡getting in to trouble r u🙄"

i shake my head

"i'm just lost professor" i say

he looks kinda hot when he's mad

"lost? imagine being the chosen one and not knowing ur way around hogwarts -" he says. he's judging me. y does that hurt me a little, i mean he's always hated me....but i need his approval this time😫😫😫😫he's so hot i can't disappoint him

"sorry..."
"u better b..."
his voice is so hot
"u will b serving detention with me, in my classroom tonight. or 108282838382 points will b taken from gryffindor." he says, he's assertive huh🥴

Snapes POV:
i have a plan. i'm gonna make harry stay late with me because it's late @ night and i'm hornyyyyt😏

i just need to see his hot face....i cant get enough of it....he looks just like james....my ex lover.

james didn't want n e one to know...so he went out with lily to hide. i pretended to b in love with lily so people wouldn't know it was james i was in love with🙄

*in detention*
"what do u want me to do snape" harry asked. what did i want him to do?

"uhm , talk to me ig"
"what"
"like converse"
"but like y"
"y not"
"y"
"y not"
"ok, for starters ur nose is big asf like pack it up grawp"
"who"
"nvm...."
"no tell me pottah"
"it's the name of a giant"
"yk what they say about the size of ur nose"
"no what"
"ur dick is the size of ur nose x2"😏 that was smooth

Harry's POV:
oh that was smooth😏

wait does he know how i feel about him is he just toying with me😠that's like rude

"oh really😏" i said with a smirk
"yes"
"proof or it isn't real" i said as a joke
he smirks 😏😏😏
he wips it out
golly gee that's huge😩😩😩i cant take my eyes off it grrrr

Snapes POV:
i hope he likes it teehee🤗🤗🤗

Harry's POV:
"mine is bigger tho"
i show him
he smiles
"almost 😏" he says

then something so shocking and unbelievable happens...he have a sword fight😍‼️with our massive shlongs of course😩⚔️😍