sword fighters (snape x harry)

p3gg

Harry's POV:
*the next morning*
i almost forgot about killing ron until i heard that mudblood whore literally crying like 4 wut

she's crying over ronald mcdonald tf i thought she hated him🙄 she must b on her period or sum couldn't b me

"i can't believe he commited suicide" hermione says
BXTCH SUICIDE
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH
HOW STUPID
IS THIS WHORE

i killed that ginger. how tf she can't tell.

Hermiones POV:
not ron commiting suicide i mean did i rlly give that bad of h3ad like come on now. i used teeth once or twice but IM JUST A GIRL....

*@ the great hall*
ugh literally seamus is making meth or sum and it smells so bad tf

Harry's POV:
ugh dumbassdoor is gonna give a speech abt ron or sum, as if he even knew him that well😀

i cant believe they think ron killed himself, i literally just got away with murder like i'm just built: different😈🤑🥶🔫⛓🚬

"u guys know like ron died right" dumbledore announced, "like y'all can stfu abt it being suicide he literally was murdered"

i- what😀

how does he know that what is this csi🙄

"we have a murder amongst us y'all. literally it could b n e one so trust no one but urself, kk?"

Dumbledores POV:
literally i need to bring some peace to hogwarts they're always worried or sum so i'm just sugar coating yk, i wouldn't wanna scare them. 😜

Harry's POV:
da fawk is this man on , cause i want some.

"i'm going to assume this is a serial killer so like one of u is next, u will most likely be murdered no matter who u r b careful🙈" he says.

i see snape rolling his eyes, but then he catches me looking @ him. he smirks for a sec then looks away.

Snapes POV:
i really want to tell harry that i'm in love with him bcuz i think we're like only fawk buddies rn so like.... but i want him to get me pregnant. i want to feel the little kicks of our child in me, the pregnancy hungers, my ankles hurting. signs that our love is growing inside of me❤️

Harry's POV:
snape is my favorite seggs doll🥺🥺🥺i have my way with him every night. but only for fun. i could never love him.

Hermiones POV:
y does harry keep looking @ snape da fawk

*in potions*

"snape, i think we should like talk abt ron today since he was brutally murdered" i say.
"no"
"y"
"cause he's ugly asf"
"no"
"10 points taken from gryffindor "
"what"
"yes"

Snapes POV:
not hermione testing me

Harry's POV:
hermione needs to shut up fr

n e ways it's time for snape to give us a potions tutorial 😄

*later cause potions is boring😆*

"harry stay after class again" snape says
literally r we bout to have seggs🥴
so once everyone leaves i go other to his lil desk things
"wut"
"seggs"
"ok"
"yay"
"lemme peg u again"
"no lemme peg u this time"
i cant even begin to explain how this made me feel....i just , i couldn't believe snape would say that.. tf is wrong with him....i'm so hurt. i cant have seggs n e more. i start to cry
"don't cry daddy-"
"i need to b alone SEVEROUS"
i leave🙄

Snapes POV:
i literally just wanted to pxg him once like tf-

Harry's POV:
y'all that was crazy asf like he literally broke my heart. i'm so ignoring him.

i wipe my tears as i walk...i run into someone...a man...he's so tall and sexc...it's albums dumbledore

"oh sorry about that harry..."
i grab his sexc face and i literally eat his lips but like in a hot way😍😍😍
we make out for a little bit and then somehow we end up in hagrids house thing☺️
we all have a threesome, i got to peg them both ✝️

Hagrids POV:
harry made my butthole bleed🥰

Dumbledores POV:
harry has one fine dxck😩😩