Decepticons learn what simping is

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This is the decepticon part of autobots learning what simping is and hopefully it will be just as good, if not better then the autobots chapter.
Will include: Megatron, Starscream, Soundwave, Knockout and breakdown I can add others if you request!
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Simp/simping definition: Simp is a slang insult for men who are seen as too attentive and submissive to women, especially out of a failed hope of winning some entitled sexual attention or activity from them.
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Megatron

will allow you to sit with him on the throne

-  (y/n) gets too comfortable one day and jokes to Megatron about simping for her

-  Asks, no DEMANDS an explanation

- someone please help the clueless warlord

- you leave quickly before he looses his temper from sheer CONFUSION

- asks Soundwave for an analysis on the word

- is completely DISTRAUGHT by the definition

- wHy?!

- "if I wanted that I would take that, without being nice" -Megatron in disgust

- explains to you that he was not 'simping' and instead simply cares for you (wow-)

- actually uses the insult against Knockout one day...it was very eventful

- Knockout had never been more OFFENDED

                              Starscream

- decides to let (y/n) do his job of yelling at cons all day

- he finds it quite cute~

- Knockout had basically harassed the poor seeker about how much of a simp he was

- Knockout had learned of this while racing with the fleshlings

- Starscream was very angy (as he is all the time)

- Knockout gives in and tells him what it means

- so much stutteRING

- rants to you about it cause no one else will listen

- you find it amusingly cute but you don't dare say that to him

- good choice

Soundwave

- is to adorablE

- no simping going on here whatsoever

- innocence

- (y/n) watches him work from his shoulder platting

- Soundwave comes across the word one day while learning more about humans

- he is DiSgUsTeD

- he promises to you to never simp

- you are very proud

- he is good con

Knockout

- It hurts me to say this but...

- 100% simp

- flirt

- mech? Femme? Doesn't matter you have a place on his spike

- no problem being nice for some AFT

- Breakdown is saddened that his friend is indeed a simp

- "your taken? Well in soccer there's a goalie but that doesn't mean you can't score!" -Knockout using his human knowledge to his advantage

- though I'm sure the right femme/mech will immediately make him stop simping~

Breakdown

- loves to coOK

- is taught lots of recipes from his dearest (y/n)

- big teddy bear with a HAMMER

- he is confronted by his friend Knockout about being a simp (he has no room to talk)

- Breakdown is a confused mess

- K.O makes him believe it is a good thing and gets Breakdown to happily tell you

- "hEy (Y/n) I'm A sImP!" :)

- moment of silence

- you explain to him what it really means and he is furious

- anger lots of anger

- beats the scrap outta Knockout for potentially ruining his chance with his (y/n)

- no simping going on here :3

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I tried to make this entertaining. Tried.
Word count~ 517

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