Transformers X Reader (oneshots/fluff/lemons/etc.)

Autobots learn what simping is

So I was just minding my own business when this thought popped in my mind. It's utterly hilarious and I hope you enjoy!
Will include Optimus, Ratchet, Arcee, Bumblebee, Bulkhead, wheeljack and Smokescreen.
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Simp/simping definition: Simp is a slang insult for men who are seen as too attentive and submissive to women, especially out of a failed hope of winning some entitled sexual attention or activity from them.
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Optimus

- was offering to take (y/n) for a drive instead of Wheeljack, for obvious reasons.

- Miko was the one to shout out "oOoh OpTiMuS iS sImPiNg"

- utter confusIoN—

- earned her hard slaps from Jack and (y/n) who was a blushing MESS

- Big disappointing stares from Raf

- Bee's beeps of confusion

- after lots of explaining there was lots of commotion

- "why would a human male go to such extents just for that?!" -Ratchet

- "I do not wish such things from (y/n)" -Smol Innocent Optimus

- still took them for a drive (Optimus doesn't give a FUC-)

Ratchet

- you had JUST got back from school

- Rachet was an emotional recK

- started babbling to you about how Miko was making fun of him for SiMpInG

- you only understood one word

-    MiKo

- "I swear to Primus in not simping for youuuu" -Rachet

- "I want more then just THAT" - Cute blushing Rachhhh

- immediately stops talking

- sets you down

- continues working

- no one speaks of this

- AvOiD (y/N)

- you talk to him at night when your alone

- he opens up about his true feeling after BUGGING HIM

- AwWwWwWwWwWwWwW

- don't hurt his pure spark OR ELSE PRIMUS HIMSELF WILL—

Bulkhead

- big soft baby

- accused of simping for MIKO

- very CONFUSED????

- asks Miko what it means

- Miko goes to beat the living hell of who told him that

- Bulky looks it up instead