(Akiko Hamada, younger sister of Hiro Hamada is currently having a dream as she ends up in a dark void)
Akiko: Hello?
(Moments later, the lights are turned on, revealing that Akiko's in a large room with multicolored floor tiles. Akiko looks confused as a puff of smoke appears behind her)
Akiko: (raises an eyebrow in confusion)
(The smoke clears, revealing the Para Para Brothers)
(The aliens start to introduce themselves in stupid poses)
Bon Para: (doing a pose) I'm Bon Para!Don Para: (doing a pose) Don Para!Son Para: (doing a pose) Son Para!Bon Para, Don Para, Son Para: (all in unison) Prepare to feel the rhythm of the Para Para Brothers!
(Akiko looks confused)
Akiko: Para Para Brothers?
(The Para Para Brothers took off their armor, much to Akiko's confusion)
Akiko: (blinks)
(Bon Para chuckles)
Bon Para: Bon Para Para!
(Don Para and Son Para's lightboxes turn on by themselves, flanking Bon Para)
Bon Para, Don Para, and Son Para: Bon Papa!
(Bon Para's boombox starts playing music as the Para Para Brothers began dancing)
Bon Para: Uh! Ha! Shake it! Don't forget to smile! Don't forget to smile! Now, let's shake it! Shake it right! Bon Para Para! Bon Para Para! Bon Para Para!
Bon Para, Don Para, and Son Para: Bon Papa!
Don Para: Respect the beat!
(Akiko is speechless)
Akiko: Uh........huh?
Bon Para: Spin it right! Spin it left! This crazy beat gonna make you deaf! Shake it! Now shake it! Tricky!
Son Para: Raise the cave! Ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-raise!
Don Para: We're gonna lay this one down real thick like full milk!
Son Para: Pa!
(Akiko just keep staring at the Para Para Brothers like a confused look on her face)
Bon Para: Bon Para Para! Bon Para Para! Bon Para Para!
Bon Para, Don Para and Son Para: Bon Papa!
Don Para: Come on, get funky! One time, here we go, let's go!
Bon Para: Shake, shake, shake! Yeah Hmm mmm.
Akiko:...........
(Akiko wasn't unsure what to say)
Don Para: Your chuckleheads can't help but move!
(Akiko's left arm starts to move by itself, getting her attention)
Akiko: Huh?
Bon Para: You're turn!
(Akiko starts to dance)
Akiko:........ I can't stop!
Son Para: Right, left, right, left, right, left, right!
Bon Para: Right, left, right, left, smile!
Don Para: Out beats are smooth, our rhymes are tight! Follow our lead, don't try to fight!
Akiko: Right foot! No!
Bon Para: Bon Para Para! Bon Para Para! Bon Para Para!
Bon Para, Don Para and Son Para: Bon Papa!
Bon Para: Word! Can I get a huh?
Son Para: Work it!
Bon Para: Ah!
Akiko: Right side! Right side! Left side! Left side!
Bon Para: Aw, I'm so proud! Look at how you catch on! The time to act is upon us!
(Bon Para approaches Akiko)
Bon Para: What what?! This girl's gotta get her grill on!
Akiko: Uh! Uh!
Bon Para: S to the M to the I to the L to the E yah!
(Bon Para grabs and pinches Akiko's cheeks, forcing her to smile)
Bon Para: Oh yeah! Just like that! You're doing much better! Have it you heard? You got to grin it to win it!
Akiko: Grin it to win it!
Bon Para: Perfect!
(Bon Para lets go of Akiko's cheeks)
Bon Para: So, what do you think of our unique dancing style? It's a little something called the Para Para Boogie!
Akiko: I...... I like it.
Bon Para: Hehe! Word!
Akiko: (speaking in thoughts) This is so embarrassing, I hate these guys! Who controls people with dancing?
Bon Para: Yo Son Para! Don Para! Let's finish her off!
Son Para: Give in the juice bro!
Bon Para: (clapping) Okay, let's pump up the jam faster!
Bon Para, Don Para and Son Para: Bon Bon! Para Para! Bon Bon! Para Para!
(The Para Para Brothers dance a little faster, causing Akiko to dance faster too)
Akiko: (groans)
Bon Para: Faster! Faster! Faster! Spin!
(Akiko dances faster and faster as she groans)
Akiko: (speaking in thoughts) I....... hate..........this!
Bon Para: (clapping) Spin like a wax record!
Bon Para: Bon, bon, bon, bon, bon, bon, bon, bon, bon, bon, bon, bon, bon, bon, bon, bon!
Son Para: Para!
(Akiko groans)
Akiko: My arms feel like jelly!
Don Para: Don't hurt yourself! Don't hurt yourself! Don't hurt yourself! Don't hurt!
Bon Para: Grin, grin and grin and grin and grin and smile and smile! Woo-hoo-hoo!
Don Para: On fire! Come on!
(Moments later, a section of the floor opens, revealing Baymax)
Baymax: Hello, I am Baymax.
(Akiko turns her attention to Baymax and smiles)
Akiko: Baymax.
(Baymax scans Akiko)
Baymax: You are dancing uncontrollably due to the waves coming from those three aliens performing some kind of hypnotic dance.
Bon Para: What's with the robot?
(Akiko glances at her brother's personal health companion to help)
Akiko: Help.
Baymax: Okay.
(Baymax turns off the boombox and lightboxes)
Bon Para: Hey!
Don Para: Not cool.
Son Para: Yeah!
Bon Para: Let's get out of here.
(The Para Para Brothers run off)
(Akiko was going to make a big smile, she stops and realize she's not dancing as she collapse from exhaustion, on her knees, panting)
Akiko: (speaking in thoughts) I can't move.
Baymax: Scanning, you're muscles are 67 percent numb, would you like me to carry you?
(Akiko nods as Baymax carries her)
Akiko: Thanks.
Baymax: You are welcome.
(In the real world, Akiko smiles while continuing to sleep)
(The end)
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Big Hero 6 and the Monster Kid of San Fransokyo
HumorA new hero rises in San Fransokyo, defending the city from supervillains and giant monsters, joining forces with Big Hero 6. Sequel story coming soon: Big Hero 6 and Monster Kid: Battle for the Universe. Credit for cover goes to @Jettmanas.
