Constance Fletcher
You:
Send help gagi!
Constance:
Please spare me if you just want to watch porno again.
Not your porno buddy anymore.
You:
Magaganda naman yung pinapanuod ko sayo a😔
Constance:
Ilang beses ka bang nanunuod ng gano'n?
You:
Minsan lang kapag nauuto ko kayo HAHAHAHA.
Constance:
Hindi naman nakakagana.
You:
Sige next time pag bubutihan ko pag hahanap.
Constance:
I've tried...
You:
Alin?
Constance:
Useful naman mga pinapanuod mo sa amin but... Sometimes too much na.
So ayun nga na try ko yung helicopter ang saya gagi.
You:
Alam kong mayaman ka pero hindi ko inakalang aabot sa nakapag rent ka ng helicopter at ikaw pa nag piloto.
Constance:
GAGO PARA SA TAONG MAHILIG MAG JOKE ABOUT SEXUAL THING IKAW ANG PINAKA SLOW HAHAHAHAHAHA.
You:
O MY GOD TOO MUCH INFORMATION! ANIMAL KA!!
Constance:
Kapag nag ka jowa ka try mo gagi ang sarap HAHAHAHA.
Salamattttt pala sa pinanuod mo HAHAHAHA
Sobrang useful.
You:
Tang ina need matabunan to!
Constance:
Safe sex naman kami lagi siyang naka condom *\0/*
You:
Tang ina kabastos mong animal ka.
TABUNAN KO TO.
KASI INGGIT AKO.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
MAS MALALA AKO DIYAN KAPAG NAG KA BOYFRIEND AKO.
PERO NGAYON TATABUNAN KO MUNA TO.
With A Smile
by: Eraserheads🍃
Lift your head, baby, don't be scared
Of the things that could go wrong along
the way
You'll get by with a smile
You can't win at everything but you can try.
Baby, you don't have to worry
'Coz there ain't no need to hurry
No one ever said that there's an easy way
When they're closing all their doors
And they don't want you anymore
This sounds funny but I'll say it anyway.
Girl I'll stay through the bad times
Even if I have to fetch you everyday
We'll get by with a smile
You can never be too happy in this life.
In a world where everybody
Hates a happy ending story
It's a wonder love can make the world go round
But don't let it bring you down
And turn your face into a frown
You'll get along with a little prayer and a song.
(Too doo doo...)
Let me hear you sing it
(Too doo doo...)
In a world where everybody
Hates a happy ending story
It's a wonder love can make the world go round
But don't let it bring you down
And turn your face into a frown
You'll get along with a little prayer and a song.
Lift your head, baby, don't be scared
Of the things that could go wrong along the way
You'll get by with a smile
Now it's time to kiss away those tears goodbye
(Too doo doo...)
Let me hear you sing it
(Too doo doo...)
