saiki k: stop shifting here, good grief! (crackfic)

people suddenly teleporting? good grief

day 1 (saiki's pov):
"Well it's morning again. That means I have to go back to school. Good grief, i'll stop by the store to get something to eat." I thought, as I was walking to the store. That's when I saw someone who looked unfamiliar.

"HEY STOP BEING AN INTROVERTED BUM" the girl started screaming at me.

Good grief she's annoying. But I could tell she wasn't from this world. From reading her mind, I could tell she was here to meet me, and she was from tic toc??? is that their world? Who knows, I really don't care.

I've got to get her out of here, especially if she is calling me an introverted bum. I don't really care what words she throws at me, she's just annoying. She won't shut up, so I tapped her on the head.

I thought of the first place  I could think of, which was outer space. As I sent her off, I said "Don't come back here." Maybe that will stop her from coming back. Hopefully more people from her world, Tic Toc I think, won't try to come here. I want my privacy.

Before I could even breathe, I could sense someone was behind a tree, and that they were also from another world. It was another girl. I teleported behind her, and once she looked up at me I said to her "I can see your fatass, you're not slick."
Why did I say that? No. It came out of my mouth, but it was out of my control, which is unsettling. Is she psychic? I've got to figure out a way for her to not control me. Either way, I wouldn't say such immature words like fatass. I'd be breaking character.

She stared back at me and said "No, you can't, you pink penis looking bitch." Good grief, she can't even think of a good comeback. Sad, really. I'm not sure who she is, but I needed to deal with this one too. I took my fist and slammed her in the jaw, and since she was so vulgar, I will send her to Britian. Good grief, will I ever get alone time? I've got to get to school.

THE AUTHOR'S NOTES EVERYONE HATES:
If there's noticable changes in the rewriting, it's because I simply hated the way the plot was going a year ago. Also, fun fact, my parents came across this fic once. After reading it again, the urge to unalive is huge but the embarrasment might kill me first.