He can't gain weight.
I'll bet he has 3 nipples
nine toes
a bald spot
a vagina
That he kills stray cats
roasts them on the spit
in his bedroom
I'll bet his parents are
ex-rocker/biker dykes
That he grew up
not remembering how he got
the skull-shaped
scarsーone on each
testicle
That his voice box
was jacked off
a dreamer
He's a republican
Unreliable
a stand-up
a fraud
I'll bet his hair
is dyed
That his contacts are
...contacts
That his simplicity is so
complexーit flips
I'll bet he's vain
That he can't dance
That he's a tease
erーa fapper
A flirt
A curse
That he's a not-gonna-happen
I'm-too-cool kid
And an alcoholic
He'll beat me with
an ugly stick
A rapist
I'll spend my life
prosecuting his bad
habitsーgreasing wheels for
viruses, and selfish, dull
children
I'll consume myselfー
Imploding into a
panting dog
Lustful
abominable
smirking
Infinite hair follicles
two nipples
the proper appendage
20/20 vision
Unable to gain weight.
He'll still be
one of a kind.
Nadia Kent, age 16
