*Fantasy AU*
(BTS x Male Reader)
Kim Taehyung kept his trained on the top of his shoes as if they were the most interesting thing in the world to avoid the heated stares of his six roommates that burned holes into the crown of his head.
"Taehyung," Seokjin began sternly, his hands perched onto his hips, "what did you do?"
Taehyung isn't proud to admit that he somehow landed himself on the weird side of online shopping during the late-night before and ultimately ended up making a split-second decision on a particularly-expensive item he wouldn't have bought on a regular day with a healthy amount of sleep.
He also paid for shipping.
It wasn't even his fault, the advertising was just so convincing! Since all seven of the roommates pooled their money together in one big bank account, you can imagine how surprised they were to wake up to a text message stating that someone made a hefty withdrawal of eighteen thousand, two hundred, and thirteen dollars for a single item. Those in the house who were still asleep were immediately woken up and questioned and after everyone else instantly denied spending the money, Taehyung was the last one left who hadn't said anything. Naturally, his roommates found him to be the culprit.
"What did you buy?" Yoongi asked, tapping his foot on the floor and his arms crossed over his chest.
Taehyung swallowed guiltily.
"I bought, uh," he paused, pursing his lips.
"It better not be some weird sex doll that can blink and moan or something, Tae," the male's best friend groaned out, combing a hand through his recently-dyed blonde hair. "That is the last thing we need in this house."
Taehyung's head flew up and his face scrunched in disgust.
"No, ew! God, it's nothing like that!"
"Then," Jungkook, the youngest of the roommates that moved right in straight out of high school, began, his doe eyes sparkling with curiosity, "what did you buy?"
Taehyung sighed and just decided to get this over with.
"I bought...a candy machine."
"...A candy machine?" Namjoon repeated in question, a piece of his orange hair falling into his eye. "A candy machine that cost over eighteen thousand dollars?"
Taehyung nodded.
"...Yup."
Jimin rubbed a hand over his face in exasperation, a frustrated breath passing from his plump lips.
"Jesus Christ, Tae... We agreed that none of us would spend money on any stupid shit-"
"I know and I'm sorry, okay?" Taehyung blurted out, drawing his eyebrows together. "I didn't mean for it to happen, but... the ad was just so convincing... I couldn't help myself."
"Can't you return it?" Seokjin asked and Taehyung slowly shook his head.
"I tried to a few minutes after I bought it, but the website doesn't take refunds."
"Does the store take refunds? Maybe you can return it there."
Taehyung wrung his heads together before he looked off to the side.
"The website mentioned that...they don't sell it...in stores..." His voice trailed off at the end of his sentence, but his roommates still heard and all collectively released a groan that made the guilty man wince.
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FanfictionANOTHER oneshot book that I told myself I wasn't going to do because someone couldn't handle a few dirty images and got my first book deleted... All BTS x Male Reader, so yeah. Requests open! 💭
