Saya: so i just ended my shift.
Saya: so you bitches know what time it is]
Holly: oh no
Coral: oh no
Matt: oh GOD
Izzy: it was a cafe, how bad can it be
Sayako: so LET ME START. with this morning! so this morning i woke up and i was like hm.
Sayako: WHY CANT I OPEN MY RIGHT FUCKING EYE
Tk: DO U HAVE HIVES
Holly: 👁👄👁
Sayako: WELL
Sayako: MAYBE BECAUSE IT WAS SWOLLEN SHUT?!
Sayako: [sends pic of her. its a selfie with her right eye nearly completely swollen shut]
Sayako: LOOK HOW FUCKED UP I LOOKED!
Joe: Did you go to the doctor? Please tell me you went to the doctor.
Holly: of course she didn't its sayako
Sayako: okay now. now buckle your fucking seatbelts for this one. so this guy walks into my store today, and he's sick, coughing, etc. and we wear face masks when we get sick. but the mask hung like. under his nose.
Tai: oh for fuck sake
Sayako: so me and sakuri were like um sir. we can help u but we need you to put on your face mask correctly first!
Sayako: but he must have thought he was some FUCKIN DOCTOR because he was like uhhh actually statistics say face masks dont protect you from viruses :)))))
Joe: as a doctor, he's wrong
Sayako: so mom was like ok sir im still gonna have to ask you to put on the face mask
Sayako: and HE JUST STARTED CUSSING ALL OF US OUT! he was like YOU FUCKING ASSHOLES, YOU GUYS ARE DICKS!!
Sayako: LIKE BITCH DO U WANT A COFFEE OR NOT????
Arlo: i-
Holly: i would have thrown hands ngl
Sayako: anywho :>
Sayako: WHAT THE FUCK
Sayako: ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?????
Sayako: my eyebrows look good as fuckk
Kari: i.
Tai: i worry abt you sometimes
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Humorits going to be in script form. this is just. what the digidestined groupchats talk about
