Just a collection of BBB humor and jokes! I hope you will enjoy it!
#1
Api: Mom!
Tanah: Yes, Api? (watching TV)
Api: You said Daun was a little angel.
Tanah: Yes, he is.
Api: But how come when I threw him down the balcony, he did not fly?
Tanah: WHAT?!
#2
Air: (walks to the kitchen)
Petir: Air, where are you going?
Air: I want to go and put my phone in the fridge.
Petir: Why would you want to do that?!
Air: Because I want to listen to 'cool' music.
#3
Angin: Api! I found Aladin's lamp today!
Api: Really?
Angin: Yes! I told the Genie to increase your brainpower! X 10!
Api: Did he really do that? (amazed)
Angin: No, he laughed at me and said multiplication does not work with zero.
#4
Air: Tanah. (holds his back)
Tanah: Yes, Air?
Air: My back hurt when I woke up in the morning.
Tanah: Then, wake up in the afternoon.
Air: (look at him brightly)
Tanah: Dude, no.
#5
Petir: Cahaya, if you're so smart, then answer this question.
Cahaya: Bring it on!
Petir: What is Newton's Law?
Cahaya: Petir, I'm a science student. I don't know anything about law. (gives him a smug face)
Petir: !!!
#6
Daun: Angin! Please, come and take me to McDonald!
Angin: Sure! I will take you to McDonald, only if you spell it right.
Daun: Okay, then take me to KFC.
Angin: ---
#7
Tanah: Cahaya!
Cahaya: Yes, mama Tanah!
Tanah: Can you sing?
Cahaya: Of course, I can! (starts singing Twinkle-Twinkle Little Star)
Tanah: Can you dance?
Cahaya: Yes, I can! (starts dancing Baby Shark)
Tanah: Can you do leg work?
Cahaya: Duh! (starts doing squat)
Tanah: You're so talented! But why are you still wearing those cheap old glasses?
Cahaya: (cries in the corner)
#8
Api: Hey Air! (wakes Air up)
Air: (sleepy) What?
Api: Let's play hide and seek!
Air: Okay, no problem. You can go and hide.
Api: Why?
Air: Because I'm sick of you. (continue to sleep)
#9
Daun: Petir!
Petir: Yes, Daun?
Daun: These people are making a big mistake. (huffed)
Petir: What do you mean by that?
Daun: Mr. Obi died, and they announced obituary.
Petir: So?
Daun: But when Mr. David died, they are still announcing obituary! Instead of, 'david'tuary!
Petir: (slaps his forehead)
#10
Api: Daun! Who do you like more? Me or Angin?
Daun: Emm... I like the both of you! (smile)
Api: Okay, then. If I go to the amusement park and Angin goes to the candy shop. Where would you go to?
Daun: I would go to the candy shop, of course!
Api: See! That means you like Angin more!
Daun: No, I just want to buy candies.
Api: So, if I go to the candy shop and Angin go to the amusement park. Where would you go to?
Daun: I would go to the amusement park!
Api: I knew you like Angin more!
Daun: No, it's because I already went to the candy shop.
Api: ---
#11
Angin: Cahaya!
Cahaya: Yes, my windy brother?
Angin: What flying creature that is smarter than a talking parrot?
Cahaya: Hmmm... spelling bee.
Angin: (＃°Д°)
#12
Petir: Hey, Matchstick.
Api: Yes, Pikachu.
Petir: Assuming that you are in trouble, Tanah is chasing after you because you ate all of his cookies. In front of you is a big wall and you got nowhere to run. What will you do?
Api: Stop assuming, duh!
Petir: ---
#13
Daun: Mommy! Mommy!
Tanah: Yes, Daun?
Daun: I have a touching story to tell you.
Tanah: What is it?
Daun: I saw a lady touching Cattus!
Tanah: (Thinks for a moment) What's so touching about that?
Daun: A touching story! She was touching Cattus!
Tanah: You're so lucky, your cute.
#14
Api: Angin! Angin! I have an awful news!
Angin: Me too!
Api: Tell me yours first!
Angin: I accidentally gave Petir one of Cahaya's experiment potions! Now, his hair had turned yellow!
Api: Well, then that means I have good news for you. I just hit Petir with my elemental bike.
#15
Cahaya: Tanah!
Tanah: Yes, Cahaya! (cooking breakfast)
Cahaya: I just used my new pomade! How do I look? (smug face)
Tanah: (turns to Cahaya and then continued cooking) You don't need a new pomade to look handsome.
Cahaya: Really?! Then, what do I need?!
Tanah: You need a plastic surgery.
That's all for today! I hope you enjoyed it! o(*￣▽￣*)ブ
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