Just a collection of BBB humor and jokes! I hope you will enjoy it!
#1
Api: Mommy!
Tanah: Yes, Api?
Api: I won an Iphone 11 in a race today! (shows his new Iphone)
Tanah: Wow, really? That's great! How many people were on the race?
Api: The phone owner, the police, and me!
#2
Cahaya: Air!
Air: Yes? (sleepy)
Cahaya: If the earth rotates 30 times faster. What will happen? (smirks)
Air: You will receive your salary daily. Now, can I go back to sleep? (walks away)
Cahaya: (dumbfounded)
#3
Trio Trouble Maker: Mommy! Mommy! Mommy!
Tanah: Yes, kids? (watching TV)
Daun & Api: Can I have a printing paper?
Tanah: A4?
Angin: A for Apple! (runs)
Tanah: (chases them)
#4
Cahaya: You're beautiful! (looks at Petir)
Petir: Really? (playing along)
Cahaya: I wish there was something between us.
Petir: Me too.
Cahaya: Really? Like what?
Petir: Like a wall. (leaves the narcissistic idiot)
#5
Angin: Petir! (approaches the human Pikachu)
Petir: Yeah? (playing his phone)
Angin: How do you manage to be cool all the time?
Petir: I don't get into argument, especially with stupid people.
Angin: How do you do that?
Petir: I just cut them short by saying, "Yeah, you're right."
Angin: But that's absolutely wrong!
Petir: Yeah, you're right.
#6
Tanah: This is bad! Daun!
Daun: (quickly ran towards Tanah) Yes, mom!
Tanah: If you see money on the floor. Will you take it?
Daun: No, I will not keep it!
Tanah: Good boy! (proud)
Daun: But I will give it to the ice-cream man and collect ice-cream.
Tanah: (deadpanned)
#7
Api: AIR! (hugs the sleeping boy)
Air: (wakes up) Yeah?
Api: I have good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first?
Air: Hmmm, bad news.
Api: I'M GOING TO DIE! BECAUSE TANAH IS HUNTING ME DOWN! (cries dramatically)
Air: Api, I said bad news first.
Api: What?!--
#8
Cahaya: Daun! Do you have any hidden talent?
Daun: Yes, I do! (looks at Cahaya brightly)
Cahaya: Then, what it is?
Daun: I don't know because it's HIDDEN.
Cahaya: (slaps his forehead)
#9
Angin: Mom! (enters the living room)
Tanah: Yes, Angin? (knitting)
Angin: I had a dream and I saw you at the game store! And you were buying me a new PS5!
Tanah: (smile) Well, I had the same dream too.
Angin: Really?
Tanah: Yes.
Angin: Wow, that's great!
Tanah: And I saw Petir paying for it.
#10
Api: Petir!
Petir: Want do you want this time?
Api: There's someone at the door. To collect donations for the community swimming pool.
Petir: Then, go to the kitchen and get him a cup of water!
Api: ???
#11
Cahaya: Tanah?
Tanah: Yes? (drinking his tea)
Cahaya: Make a sentence with 'sugar'.
Tanah: I like drinking tea.
Cahaya: Where's the 'sugar'?!
Tanah: The sugar is inside the tea. (points his cup)
#12
Tanah: (counting their monthly pocket money)
Petir: Hey, can you give me 50 ringgit?
Tanah: Does it look like I am made of money? (sighed)
Petir: I thought that was the meaning of M.O.M?
Tanah: What?--
Petir: Yeah, M.O.M. as in Made Of Money.
Tanah: (glares at him)
#13
Cahaya: Api!
Api: (tries to run but Cahaya managed to catch him)
Cahaya: Yesterday, I saw a handsome man!
Api: (tied up by Cahaya) Then, what happened?
Cahaya: Api, I just kept looking at him and admiring how handsome he was. Till I left the mirror, of course!
Api: Please, kill me!
#14
Petir: Air! What qualification do you have?
Air: (Stare at the sky) Oh please, I have P.H.D.
Petir: (Shocked) Which P.H.D?!
Air: P - Pass, H - High-school, with D - Difficulties.
Petir: ?!
#15
Api: Angin! Tomorrow is your birthday right?
Angin: Yeah, why?
Api: I bought flour just now. I gonna make you a birthday cake!
Angin: It's okay Api, I'll shift my birthday to another date.
*Api doesn't know how to cook or bake.
That's all for today! I hope you enjoyed it! o(*￣▽￣*)ブ
Have a great day everyone!
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