Buddy

I'm not drunK

"Monoma, wait up." I panted as I caught up.

He chuckled a bit and playfully shoved me forward so I can hurry up and get a drink from the vending machine. Now sipping the drink I have just gotten, we sat down on a table to talk more shit about others. Not sure why nobody likes Monoma, he's pretty cool. He started bragging about random things while I listened, me focusing on the important parts so I can make him feel better about himself. He took a bite out of his candy bar and hummed when he saw people approaching us.

"Kendo, don't hit me." Monoma groaned and sat closer to me.

"Don't worry! I'll make it twice as hard!" She giggled.

"That your girlfriend?" I whispered in his ear, making him tense up and yell at me.

"I-Idiot! No, she's just there..." He shrugged. "Ah, by the way, there's a sell on pie at the bakery, wanna tag along?"

"Woah!" A guy named TetsuTetsu gasped. "You never ask anyone to come with you anywhere, is this love!"

"No." Monoma glared. "So, you coming, L/n?"

"Yeah hold on let me sign out," I said as I scribbled my name real quick and followed him to the store.

He looked around calmly, then his eyes gazed at the pie. His hand reached to touch it, then some random guy his age got to it first. Monoma blinked, startled a bit since that was the last pie on display. He wouldn't have cared anymore but that stranger started messing with him and throwing insults. Monoma's face turned into a sinister grin and he started laughing like a mad man. I watched and relaxed as Monoma took the guys quirk and made him get a stomach ache.

Monoma pushed me to the line to pay for what he had before quickly getting out of the store. His evil smirk amused me as he glared back at the shop, watching the guy groan in pain. Not sure what it is but it's fun being around this weirdo, he's a crazy, murderous, pile of trash, and I really like that about him. I decided to be the nice person I am and invite him to dinner at my house, since we were friends now. He agreed and we exchanged numbers, him occasionally saying that this was as friends and nothing more.

I walked along with him through the darkening, empty streets. The street lights flickers and there were only 2 passing cars before the whole street looked abandoned. Monoma scared off potential creeps and smirked at me each time he did, he even decided to be the cocky bastard he is and count how many guys he scared off. I playfully roll my eyes and that's when I got a text message from someone. So I looked down at my phone to see the word babe.

"You sure your boyfriend would be happy with another guy in your house? Damn." He laughed.

"Nah, not my boyfriend. It's my girlfriend, we call each other babe, weird joke." I shrugged.

I tilted my phone away from his vision so he wouldn't see then stared at his message. He wanted to see me. I was disappointed but I gladly texted him back saying that I had company over. He texted back a few seconds later, asking if it was a guy. So I said yeah. Worst mistake ever, he started threatening me and saying he would kill me for no reason. I told Bakugou that he was my date, so he can finally shut up. And he did! He stopped texting after that.

When we made it to my house I cooked him a pretty great meal and soon enough, we were talking for hours. As we started drinking, I could feel myself get light headed. Okay, now we were acting a little drunk no big deal...Monoma did the craziest thing and he poured water into his wine glass and started praying. I don't know what's wrong with him he's kind of weird, I'll just focus on pouring milk into my wine glass, who cares?

"I need...to drive home." Monoma stood up.

"No way...you're too drunk! Let me drive you home."

"Am not druNk!" He pouted. "Hold on...haha...I don't have a car!"

"AHAHAHA!"

"AHAHAHA!"

Then there was a knock on the door. I stumbled to the door and opened it up and raised a brow when I saw Kendo AND Bakugou. My lips quivered and I started to cry. Bakugou blinked and started yelling at me for no reason. He has the AUDACITY to do that? He's seeing another girl...that isn't me, now I wanna cry. Kendo pat my shoulder and peeped inside to see my friend Monoma stumble to where I was. He gasped,

"Hey! Who you think you guys are! Making her cry!" He yelled. "Let's go! I'll....I'll fight you!"

"I'm taking you home." Kendo knocked him out with her fist and dragged him outside. "Thanks so much! Bye now!"

"Bakugou! Control your fucking girlfriend and tell her to give me my boyfriend back!" I punched his chest.

"Hold on, what the fuck? Boyfriend? You have a boyfriend now?" He shook me.

"Uh...yeah! He's a friend that's a boy! Boyfriend!" I clapped my hands at his great guess.

"Go to bed. I wanted to fuck right in front of the asshole but he's gone now." He groaned.

"That's so mean, you fuck nugget..."

"The hell did you call me?" He growled.

"...Want a glass of wine?" I invited. "Because I want to get you drunk...not like me, i'm not drunk."

Bakugou pulled my shoulders to him and kissed me. I wasn't complaining though, a kiss from a hot guy sounds super nice! He picked me up by my thighs and walked us...somewhere, where are we going? I asked...or wait I didn't say anything I said that in my head...uh...wow my voice echoes in my mind when I talk to myself. Woosh! Woosh! Hehehe. Hello! Hello!

"What the fuck are you doing?" Bakugou said as he laid next to me. "You're giggling. It's annoying."

"...What are YOU doing? What?" I blinked. "You're not gonna sleep with me?"

"No." He went under the blanket and slid his arm under mine to hold me close. "Sleep."

"Sleep? I'm not...tired...warm..." I cuddled into his chest.

"Yeah, whatever...I seriously fucking hate you..." He groaned. "Just fucking sleep."