x. poor flies

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IMESSAGE
"PRIVATE MESSAGES"
mallory [mallory]
niklaus [nikki]

mallory
do you think anyone's ever taken a fly to the vet?

nikki
no i do not

mallory
poor flies ;(

nikki
you seem very passionate
about these flies
nikki
it's adorable
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mallory
but like i feel so bad for them!
i was at the story today buying sour patch kids and peanut butter

nikki
that's an unusual combination

mallory
shhh i'm not done
also don't diss it till ya try it baby

nikki
i'll go out on a limb and say sour patch kids and peanut butter do not go well together

mallory
they totally do!

nikki
just continue with your unusual reason onto why flies deserve justice

mallory
okay so i was at the store and saw this tennis racket that electrocuted flies alive when you wacked them
mallory
like go ahead and murder humans
but ANIMALS? THAT IS WHERE I DRAW THE LINE

nikki
so you're okay with murder
nikki
that wouldn't make you hate someone?
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mallory
oK wELL nO!
but if your gonna kill someone leave animals out of it
mallory
actually imma hypocrite i love chicken nuggets disregard everything i just said

nikki
you're unusual miss browns but it's refreshing.

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