The cafe was almost empty with about three or four people in the cafe at the time when 'chihiro' got a deck of cards out of the lost and found drawer and approached junko "hey junko I found some cards....want to play slapjack with me?" He asked with a smile "if it's not cards against Humanity I'm not interested" 'Junko' said as she crossed her arms "maybe you should find some other dumbass to play with you" "You.....you don't want to because you're scared that I'll win"....... 'Junko' held a monokuma plush in front of herself and started imitating his voice " You talk big for someone so small.....alright you're on but let me lay down the rules, the one with the least cards at the end of the game will get punished....oh monobaby~" 'Junko' called out to which 'monokuma' ran next to her "yes Junko honey"
"Name a punishment for the player with the least amount of cards" 'Junko said with a smirk. 'Monokuma' thought for a moment then said "the loser gets crucified...." "With duck tape.....right?" 'Chihiro' said with an unsure smile "nope" 'Monokuma' then held up a nail gun ".....i don't want to play anymore" 'Chihiro' said as he looked down at his shoes "so you forfit? That means an automatic win for Junko honey and you will get crucified now"......i felt like I should step in to I walked over to them and snatched the nail gun from him
"If you are going to crucify her at least use this" I said as I handed him a white extension cord I got from the lost and found drawer ".....whatever at least I won't get blood all over my beautiful suit now" 'Monokuma' said as he looked for a place to hang 'chihiro' from and he chose the ceiling
Kokichi stayed up there until we closed then he immediately started whining and yelling "get me down!" "My wrists hurt!" "Hey! someone! Hey!"......miu was just sitting on the floor eating popcorn while kokichi screamed for help..... "How are we supposed to get him down from there?" Kirumi asked us "try kicking your legs!" I suggested "I already tried that!" Then I noticed that kokichi began coughing again but he couldn't cough into his hands so what would he do....? Kokichi looked around then......he swollowed it......kokichi looked like he was going to be sick but I don't think anyone noticed.
We eventually figured out how to get kokichi down and he immediately ran into the bathroom to throw up.....Now I feel bad......
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Emo detective:kaede? You there
Gay for pianos:yeah what's up?
Emo detective:my friend is sick and he is refusing to get treatment until it really becomes a problem...but he is suffering and I don't think I can watch him suffer any longer...what would you do in this situation
Gay for pianos: that's a pretty loaded question shu....
Gay for pianos:I would try to talk them into getting the treatment using a gentle voice and offer to go with them if they were scared
Emo detective:....thanks kaede
Gay for pianos: of course shu I hope your friend gets better soon.
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I wish it was going to be that simple.....but this is kokichi I'm dealing with here....
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The danganronpa cafe (Oumasai)
Fanfiction(I'm making this for fun don't kill me if the characters aren't spot on) shuichi's detective business isn't doing so good so his friend kaede recommended that he work at a cafe for some extra money.....a danganronpa themed cafe to be specific where...