The danganronpa cafe (Oumasai)

#11 figureing it out

After texting kokichi I was determined to figure out kokichi's crush.....im assuming that the cafe he mentioned is this cafe which narrows things down a little but I can't be completely sure....im going to have to ask miu, tsumugi and kirumi a couple questions too so I can figure everything out.....but I forgot something.....

I was carrying tea to a table and I got a little too lost in thought which caused me to trip and spill the tea all over the person who ordered it.....i also smacked my face on the floor and gave myself a bloody nose by accident in that moment I didn't care about staying in character and I ended up stuttering as I said "Eh- o-oh I'm so sorry I didn't mean to i-i just got a little lost in thought and I...." I apologized quickly as I sat there on the floor on the verge of tears "no no it is fine...here gonta help you clean it up" The person said with a gentle smile as he helped me off the floor....why did he refer to himself in the third person.....whatever it doesn't matter right now. I picked up a paper towel and cleaned up the mess, with assistance from gonta, and once we were done I said "i-ill go make you some more" And rushed into the 'employees only' door

"Are you okay shuichi? Your nose appears to be bleeding" Kirumi said as she wiped some of the blood off my face "I'm fine I just tripped" I said as I tried to calm myself down from the embarrassment I just felt "you know....you are prime waifu material shuichi" Tsumugi said casually as she made more tea "what do you mean?" "Well think about it you're adorable, your voice is nice to listen too, you stutter and you're clumsy....i could of course go on but I don't want to waste your time" She said, even if I couldn't see her face I could tell she was smileing "The only thing your lacking is big tits" Miu said as she poked my chest

"S-stop poking me" I said as I crossed my arms over my chest "and just because I tripped once does not mean that I am clumsy" "Perhaps not but while deep in thought you run into doorways, tables and even us.....add that together plus that trip and you're pretty clumsy when you're deep in thought which is rather frequent" Kirumi said as she handed me a cup of tea to give to the customer ".....fair enough....." I mumbled as I walked out of the room
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"Hey can I ask you guys some questions real quick" I asked while no one was in the cafe "sure I don't see why not ask away" Tsumugi answered for all of them "have any of you worked anywhere besides here?" I asked "no I have not" Kirumi answered quickly "I used to be an inventor but that was a few years ago" Miu answered with a bored expression......does that count? I guess I'll count it "yes, I used to be a cosplay maker slash seller but now it's just a hobby of mine and not really a job" Tsumugi said.....why am I not surprised "okay do you hate being called any nicknames"

Kirumi shook her head "nothing comes to mind, no" "I like all nicknames given to me especially "weeb girl", I embrace the weebness" Tsumugi said as she adjusted her glasses "any nickname kokichi gave me....." Miu answered as she looked away.....could it be.....miu? DOES KOKICHI HAVE A CRUSH ON MIU.....i shook my head that would be supriseing but unlikely "and do you know what gender kokichi is interested in....romantically"

"To me he radiates gay energy" Tsumugi answered "I've seen him flirt with a few guys.....he was just messing with them of course but I saw it happen" Kirumi answered "fuckin'.....i don't know! That abortion can fuck anyone he wants it's not like I care.....why do you want to know anyway? do you want to fuck him? if so send me the sex tape" Miu said as she crossed her arms......i decided not to answer her question as I began thinking to myself

Let's think about this real quick it can't be kirumi she fit none of the criteria....and it can't be tsumugi either she likes all nicknames given to her.....could it be Miu? Wait could it be....me? No way it can't be me I don't have any nicknames that I dislike.....exept for.....dicktective but he has stopped calling me that.....wait no he hasnt. Maybe it is me....

          Emo boi to Gae purple bitch

Emo boi: I think i figured it out

Gae purple bitch: oh really then who is it dicktective

Emo boi: stop calling me that

Emo boi: but is your crush.....me?

Gae purple bitch: ......

Emo boi: kokichi?

Emo boi: hey! Are you there?

Gae purple bitch: was I found out?.....well.....you were right you are my crush shuichi

Emo boi: .....what
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