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Jane: *randomly thinking about chickens* I WANT A CHICKEN

Anne: I am a chicken

Kitty: me too Jane.... for Breakfast *grins evilly*

Anne:  KITTY Y TF DO YOU EAT ME

kitty: I'm Vagitarian

Jane and Anne: *burst out laughing*

Kitty: why are you Laughing? I don't get it

Anne: did you mean vegetarian? JANE DO YOU GET IT

Jane: YES!! WTF ANNE

Kitty: I don't get it. Yes I meant vegetarian

Jane: she's being very inappropriate

Kitty: I don't get it still.
           Vagitarian
           Vegitarian
           I don't get it

Anne: I'm not explaining it

Kitty: JANE!!!!

Jane: I'm not explaining it, keep your innocence

Kitty: Fine I'll ask my teacher

Jane and Anne: NOO

Kitty: no what?

Jane and Anne: DON'T

kitty: don't what?

Jane and Anne: ask your teacher

Kitty: Okay

Jane: Anne you made the joke, you explain it

Anne: *Explains it*

Kitty: EW WTF NO
           NO I DON'T EAT THAT
           I PROMISE
           I DON'T EAT ANIMALS
           NOT THAT
           NO I MEAN
           I DON'T EAT THEM
           I KNOW WHAT I MEAN

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