49. Seaweed

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"Yo mama so fat, she doesn't need the internet because she's already world wide!"

"Oh yeah? Well, your mama so ugly, she scared the s*it out of the toilet!"

"Pfft! Your mama so dumb, she thought that seaweed was a drug that fish smoked!"

"And your mama so-Wait...fish don't smoke seaweed?"

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