Danganronpa V3 Chatfic (I'm Actually Taking This Seriously Now Wow)

haha title go brr

Makiroll has come online

Makiroll:
Where tf is he
I swear I will kill him this time
Fucking grape gremlin lookin' flat ass

Plushielover, Saihara, Hoshi and 2+ have come online

Hoshi:
What did Ouma-kun do this time?

Plushielover:
In my defense I'm not flat >:(

Saihara:
I-

Makiroll:
Tell me where you are Right now

Plushielover:
Nah I'm good hahah-

Saihara:
And here we witness Ouma-kun dig his own grave

Makiroll:
:) 🔪🔪🔪🔪

Weeaboshit:
Oop

Saihara:
Ouma-kun. In this situation I don't know if it's best you tell her or not so uh, F-?

Weeaboshit
F

Hoshi:
Why am I even going along with this-?
F

Avacadogod:
F

Lesbeansimp:
Males can go burn so g

Plushielover:
Jee thanks, the F's and g help a lot

Saihara:
Sorry-

Plushielover:
I- Atua help me-
It's OK I just-
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I'M ON A THIN LINE IN BETWEEN LIFE AND DEATH HERE-

Saihara:
.__.

Weeaboshit:
And here we witness Ouma's last moments

Hoshi:
If you're in a tree, I don't know if you are but if so, see a cat?

Plushielover:
Yea, I see one

Hoshi:
Is it white with a blue and green eye and a very short tail?

Plushielover:
Lemme guess, this kitty is yours?

Weeaboshit:
He just sold out his location lol

Hoshi:
Yup, mind bringing me it?

Plushielover:
Ye
Just let me find a new place to hide-

Makiroll:
I'm already outside, it's useless

Plushielover:
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Saihara:
.________.

Weeaboshit:
Hahahahqhwhhxhwhwjsjejw lmaoo

Lesbeansimp:
You go queen!

Avacadogod:
My poor brother ;---;

Hoshi:
If my cat gets back in safety I'll but you a smoothie cuz it's really hot today

Plushielover:
If I get there alive-

Makiroll:
I think I saw movement in a bush
Ouma if that's you I swear

Plushielover:
You think I'll tell you if it's me-?

Weeaboshit:
The tea is good

Makiroll:
Good point, however if it is, any last words?

Plushielover:
You only live once, commit arson on your school, fuck a bitch, don't do drugs and get high off candy instead, rob a store, kiss a stranger, kick someone you dislike right in the stomach and yeet off a waterfall yolo