"Omg who's this bad bitch? Those dummy thicc thighs kinda hit different tho." You were used to these "complements" of course they got irritating but you knew you were the baddest bitch so it was to be expected. "Aye aye! Can I get that number shorty????" You heard some ugly short bitch say. "I could've sworn I heard a dwarf talking. Ain't you the same bitch who was passing out laxatives to children?" you replied with all the sass you could muster. "Aye shorty chill. My name's Tonpa but you can call me Big Daddy Ton-ton." he replied. "Bitch say less and go brush your teeth. Hot breath ass stank armpit ass hoe." you had to admit you were lowkey simping for this Mario looking ass bitch but you knew you couldn't date a toad.
You look around almost forgetting where you were. "SHIT! I'm at the mf hunter exam. Chile lemme take this shit serious." you say to yourself out loud and catching the attention of two men. One a clown that gives off pedophile vibes and a tall, man looking teenager with a suitcase. "They look like they have potential but not nearly as much as Gon. I'm gonna keep a close bone- I mean eye on them." the clown says while talking to his pin-headed husband. "Not you knowing we're married and simping for a child and Y/N. Do better Hisoka you ugly ass clown bitch." the purple skin, all pin, blue mohawk having Zoldyck says.
A/N
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Bitch?: A Hisoka x Illumi x Chrollo x Ging x Leorio x Tonpa x Kurapika x Reader
Romance18+ I'm sorry
