Chapter 9: Omfg im almost done writing this stupid exam

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by Chris_Redfields_dog

by Chris_Redfields_dog

Gon POV
Oh no I have to fight the bald man 😰.

2 second time skip
I'm getting punched, slapped, kicked, beat the fuck up in every way imaginable as bald man mercilessly assaults me. "GIVE UP GRRRRR" "NOOOOOO I HAVE TO WIN 😁!" "FINE I GIVE UP 😢!" "BALD BITCH LOSES YUH-UH GET INTO ITTTTT"

Kurapika POV
Why the fuck do I have to fight this pedo? I fucking hate it here 😐. "Meet with me in Yorknew City and I'll give you some juicy information about the spiders 🥵. I forfeit."

3rd Person POV
"Long time no see Kil 😈." the purple pin cushion says as it takes out its pins and it's shape changes. Killua's face immediately shifts to fear as he realizes that Pinhead Larry was really his long haired, twink brother 🙀. "Illumi!!!!!!!!!????!?!?!?!?" "You made mom so sad when you scratched her face up and left ⚫️👄⚫️." he says as Killua starts to Harlem shake in fear. "I'm here to get a Hunter's License for a job. I had absolutely no idea you wanted to become a hunter." "I-I-I don't really wanna be a hunter." "You're not cut out to be a hunter. You were born in a family of ASSASSIN bitch like what didn't make sense??? Obviously you were supposed to grow up and be an assassin like what the fuck did you not understand???"

Killua sweats intensely and backs up in fear. "I want to be... I want to be gay with Gon." "Excuse me?" "I mean- I want to be friends with Gon!" "You mean that dirty, sweaty, fish boy? You could do better than that Kil 😐." "Stfu Illumi weren't you just besties with that clo-." "Bet I'll kill Gon then. How are you gonna stop me if I attack your boyfriend? Unless you win this fight you're gonna fail the exam and your friend will die ⚫️👄⚫️." "I surrender 😭." "Now take your edgy my chemical romance black eyeliner ass back home you faggot 😒."

A/N
Before you call me homophobic 🖐🏽 make sure you put gay in front of it 🏳️‍🌈 wack ass hoe. 😾 my way 😽 my way or the highway 😼
Anyways I'm really trying to update but like life is ➡️⬅️⬇️↘️↖️↗️↙️⬆️➡️↗️⬆️⬆️↘️