Simple logic and life lessons

Elevators- Local logic_1

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Some logic chapters (like this one) are not my stories but more fun pranks or fake logic. Others will be ones to follow or real stories. ;)
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When in an elevator with one other person.....make things fun......for you:

1) Drop a pen on the floor next to them, wait for the kind person to pick it up. BUT right before they touch their fingers to your pen, scream (or whisper in a socially awkward way)
"Don't touch MY property!"
Then pick up pen, stand in corner, start petting pen, and whisper to pen,
"How rude. Just some people."

2) Randomly poke civilian till they ask you "why" or just give a weird look. then tell them it wasn't you no matter how many times they ask act completely innocent.

3) Before entering elevator untie shoe. Once inside ask person to hold bag/item and tie shoe. Once finished stand up and look betrayed, snatch bag, and say,
"Stealing is not appropriate sir/ma'am!"

4) If you and two or more others are in elevator fart and blame on largest passenger.

5) Run inside elevator, hide self in corner and tell person,
"They are after me and you are all I have left"
Then give hug and whisper,
"Sorry," in ear when door begins to open so they may run away.

6) You and a friend have karaoke night in elevator to elevator music.

7) Crack self up over nothing then get on floor and grab their leg while pounding floor and kicking legs.

8) Ask many questions that have no purpose whatsoever then give self weird unrelated answer.

Example:
"Would you rather fly or breath under water, I like dolphins and pigs so I would obviously choose flying, You?"