(Hisoka X Reader) 18+ smut

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"Okay then kitten~ What to do now... Sha'll we watch a movie and snuggle together?" Hisoka asks.

"I want to leave." You tell him.

"I'm afraid that isn't an option, my little pet." He explains when his phone dings. He picks it up and you try to read it but all you saw was the name 'Illumi'. I think I've heard that name before but I can't quite remember where.

"Kitten, my friend is coming over, I believe you might know him." He explains.

"Who is it?" You ask pretending you don't know the name.

"Illumi, the older brother of one of your friends... now what to do with you..." 

"W-which friend...?" You ask.

"Ah so you haven't met him, well this will be interesting, he's very picky on who hangs around your friend Killua." He tells you. You nod and get a little nervous when you hear a knock on the door. Hisoka gets up and walks to the door. He opens it and you see a tall figure with long black hair, only slightly shorter than Hisoka. He looks like a mole rat thing...

"Who's that?" Illumi asks without any curtesy. 

He's around a million times uglier than Hisoka. Like his hair is either overly clean or overly greasy and either way it looks weird as hell and he probably smells like a disgusting brand of soap or a trash can. What's with the face proportioning, big ass forehead, big eyes that don't suit his face, no eyebrows or lips and that big ass nose ew. Big ears too, I mean his outfits fine but why the ugly hair and face. He can get his ugly mole looking ass outta here. I mean he could actually be a mole-like that's some real clown shit. 

(Okay sorry just what I personally think and I got distracted from the actual story, please explain to me why people simp for this man lmao. If you want ignore the thoughts and insert your own false ones)

"That's my obedient pet, Y/N." Hisoka explains to Illumi.

"I see. Pet come here." Illumi says. You decide not to listen to his words because he is not Hisoka and he has nothing against me. 

"Fine if you won't listen I'll make you listen." He says. He reaches into his pocket.

"Wait Illumi.. Kitten, do as Illumi says too or it will be much worse for you." Hisoka tells you making Illumi put the pin away. You nod at Hisoka and walk towards Illumi. Illumi looks you up and down with a grin on his face.

"Illumi she's mine, you got it." Hisoka tells Illumi. Illumi gives Hisoka a small glare before smirking at you and turning away.

"Got it, got any food here?" Illumi asks.

"Why don't you just look." Hisoka says. He watches Illumi walk towards the kitchen before coming up to you. 

He pulls you closer by the chain from your collar before whispering in your ear "Don't worry kitten, I'll make sure you don't get hurt." 

Hisoka walks out of the room and into the kitchen. You hear their voicing in the kitchen but you can't quite make out what they are saying. After a few minutes of hearing them banging around in the kitchen, they finally walk back into the room with a plate of food and a bowl of popcorn.

"We made some food for the three of us~" Hisoka tells you kindly. Wow, this is a surprise. it probably wasn't mole faces idea.

(Okay no more Illumi slander)

"Thanks!" You say happily grabbing a few pieces of popcorn. 

"Oh by the way... you still need to call me master around Illumi." Hisoka explains.

"Yes master!" You say with a smile and popcorn in your mouth. This is fun... maybe Hisoka can be normal, but what did happen to his sister Nikki... I think I should look for her later. Hisoka smiles reaching for the place of food and cuts up some cheese and crackers.

"Here." He says passing you some crackers with cheese.

"Thanks master!" You respond. You look over to see Illumi glaring at you angrily but you ignore it and continue having fun with Hisoka. You have some funny conversations and get to know one another. 

"What movie should the three of us watch?" Hisoka asks.

"A movie where everyone dies." Suggests Illumi.

"Hmm okay, any suggestions from you kitten?"

"Um, something h-happy.." You mumble and look over to see Illumi glaring.

"Aww your so cute, and I can't believe your all mine~" Hisoka says with a wide smile. You smile back but Illumi has the same expression.

"Well how about we watch something in between both of your ideas... hmm I have an idea it's called {some random movie name}. It's a movie where they all die but it's happy because they save humanity." Hisoka suggests. That's still scary though.

"Fine." Illumi says. Hisoka starts setting it up and gets to the home screen.

"Come sit over here." Hisoka says to you. You walk over and jump into his arms smiling. This is really fun! With bad times there can also be good I guess! I never want this to end. Wait why am I having fun with the bad guy... You snuggle into his chest and wrap your arms around him while he pats your head. He plays the movie while the three of you scoff down the popcorn within ten minutes.

(This was a nice happy chapter so yeah bc I thought it can't just all be like um.. yk. Okay thanks again for reading and I'm always open for suggestions if you wanna dm me some!)